Well Now

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Lets get one thing straight old mortykins.

How long has it been for you...you old baracuda?



You started the crap with me.

Yes...I did.

Fairy nymphs in the enchanted forest haven't stopped laughing since.


You were degrading and mean for no other reason than to get your old balls off.

You haven't seen a pair this admirable since your last yard sale scrum at the nut house.




Your half azz apology was just that a fake piece of crap.

Don't give me your inconcarneable sass.You wouldn't recognize fake if it was up your...................


...oh never mind.




I didn't receive a sincere message from you.

PLEASE hold your breath....and clean that filthy bathroom of yours. CLEAN...CLEAN...CLEAN





Which is why I didn't respond.

I knew I was happy there for some reason.





Don't act like you give a rat's azz whether you are on this board or not.

I am now acting like I give a rats azz whether I am on this board or not.




You came here acting like a troll to people,

A poll may well show differently.





and you will be treated as such.

You only control 3 dweebs in here....big deal.




You got the attention of a few on the board, play with them.

Only the beautiful and intellecual are attracted to me.

I think you've done a fair job in completely failing the membership test.



Don't bring

my name up again.



Oh whatever you say