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Old 04-05-2007, 11:36 AM
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It's much easier for the ignore function to work if you wouldn't quote him

And while Yahtzee victories may actually be a good addition to my resume, I was more talking about singlehandedly creating a conversion process for quota and routing in the North region of Comcast's Greater Chicago Market that is still used to this day even after I'm gone -- one that was designed to increase technician productivity and reduce our actual pending days out for service work by backfilling technicias with points converted from installation to service work based upon the actual number of jobs booked out of the respective installation category's maximum allowable points.

It was a hit. Well, so too is Yahtzee, you jerk.

Friends....do you see this?






Someone is feeling mighty useless.



He would do well with the Pezz company.
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Old 04-05-2007, 11:39 AM
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Friends....do you see this?
Someone is feeling mighty useless.
He would do well with the Pezz company.
Well, ya know some of us have to work and get real jobs. The going rate for professional internet troll just isn't what it used to be.
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:30 PM
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Well, ya know some of us have to work and get real jobs. The going rate for professional internet troll just isn't what it used to be.
Not a troll, I was assured this is a true comic genius. I'm not so sure.
unless by comic genius they meant like this guy.

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Old 04-05-2007, 01:34 PM
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Not a troll, I was assured this is a true comic genius. I'm not so sure.
unless by comic genius they meant like this guy.


A sure sign of ineptitude is one who copies someone elses work.

I mean I would not have chosen PP.....



....but mediocrity from the mediocre is predictable.




The elephants need more hay..SnarlJim.

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Old 04-05-2007, 01:52 PM
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A sure sign of ineptitude is one who copies someone elses work.

I mean I would not have chosen PP.....



....but mediocrity from the mediocre is predictable.




The elephants need more hay..SnarlJim.
I admire but would never copy of off Pat Paulson.
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:02 PM
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Tell the Mortician to get back to work.
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:22 PM
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Note to myself:

Tell the Mortician to get back to work.

And maybe you should leave the jokes to SnarlJim.







Oh never mind.
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Old 04-05-2007, 11:39 AM
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I tapped his phone.






That WAS the Pezz company !!!!!!!!
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