Perhaps a little more respect and a little less intolerance might be in order

[Mortimer]

YOO-HOO!!





BUFFY-POO!








I see you laughing out there!




Yes I do!








Oh come on ma'am.




I truly am sorry and have no idea who you are...it was a random attack....but I never really mean anything by it.





An attak raccoon is my final offer.

They sell for 5 large,but you can have one for free.

But they are trained not to attack me so don't get any ideas.

[Mortimer]

All right..I have one more idea.




What if I could get you a date with Andrew?

If you're over 22 he'll throw a fit,but he'll do it for me.

I could even get you an appearance on his big deal show.



I am at the end of my brownie bucket here ma'amski.


It's in your hands now.








Don't fail me.











I KNOW you can do it.

[Mortimer]

MA'AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













You''re beginning to piss me off.

Tell ya what ahm gonna do....




...I'm giving you EVERYTHING....PLUS..a bonus.





In every MORTE' Fan Club membership kit one receives a very special item.




That will be your bonus gift.



It's a doll in my likeness............=:>


You see?





And when you squeeze my little belly I go:








MEEP-MEEP!







That's it...no more.

Take it or leave it lady.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

All right..I have one more idea.




What if I could get you a date with Andrew?

If you're over 22 he'll throw a fit,but he'll do it for me.

I could even get you an appearance on his big deal show.



I am at the end of my brownie bucket here ma'amski.


It's in your hands now.








Don't fail me.











I KNOW you can do it.

LMFAO!!!

[Mortimer]

Oh I've about had it...I'm spent.


If the nasty lady wants to hold a grudge...well there's nothing more I can do.









But these offers are really nice items.


I'm putting them all up for sale in my fine thread.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Oh I've about had it...I'm spent.

Already? It's not even 11:00 yet.

[Mortimer]

Shut up gator.

[Cajungator26]

OOOOOOOOOO

For you, Morty:

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[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

All right..I have one more idea.




What if I could get you a date with Andrew?

So THAT'S what you're doing here. About time you told us.

Anyway, forget it. She doesn't need the money.

Who's Andrew?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

So THAT'S what you're doing here. About time you told us.

Anyway, forget it. She doesn't need the money.

Who's Andrew?

She DOESN'T ??




Maybe I should be the one to date her then.




Andrew Sirloin.