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Downthestretch55 · #**661** 04-01-2007, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Are you any better at it than Miracle Whip?

Miracle whip???????????

only when

stategicly placed

with

cherries

or strawberries

in only the right places

though REAL whipped cream tastes so much better!

Whip it!

Mortimer · #**662** 04-01-2007, 01:26 PM

Well I saw where you say you're a t-bred owner.

So is Miracle Whip.

Hes' an entity from a different place.

Mortimer · #**663** 04-01-2007, 01:31 PM

I am in receipt of a vaporization request from another poster.

The request names you as the vaporizee.....ClownTheRetch.

Don't play with me...I warn you.

Downthestretch55 · #**664** 04-01-2007, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I am in receipt of a vaporization request from another poster.

The request names you as the vaporizee.....ClownTheRetch.

Don't play with me...I warn you.

morty,

play

with

yourself.

I ain't playin' with ya.
Yes, I'm a t-bred owner and breeder.
Whatcher point???????

Seems that as long as the cops don't find the bodies buried in the backyard, grandpa in the garden......

and mommy's corpse in the closet off the basement apartment........

it's indeed a very, very good day.

Have another good one!

The cupcake offer stands.

Whip yur own cream......I was tryin' to be nice.
I hope you have a nice day.
I won't say anything to.......

the police.

Mortimer · #**665** 04-01-2007, 01:46 PM

My point is let THOROUGHBREDS breed....and owners own.

Keep your filthy hands off the poor animals.

Downthestretch55 · #**666** 04-01-2007, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

My point is let THOROUGHBREDS breed....and owners own.

Keep your filthy hands off the poor animals.

Yer confusing me.

The T-breds kinda do their thing. Not much me involved other than paying for the vet to make sure the mare is in the right cycle. The stallions don't take much to get em going. The teaser has his job to do, and yes, blue cajones and all...he has my sympathy, as do you mine.

"Keep my filthy hands off the poor animals"????????
You're way way out there on that.
My horses know me, smell me and, dare I say...trust me.
So, thanks for your input, but...as long as I pay the bills, I'll put my hands anywhere I want.

I hope you do too.

And I hope also..........

that you get at least half as much

pleasure

How cum ya decided to change my name? Dorty?

And when the crotch is on fire.......put yer hands where they can put it out

or

keep it

in.

Mortimer · #**667** 04-01-2007, 02:16 PM

Confusing you is easier than confusing a dyslexic .

Now that I think of it...in a match race...a dyslexic could probably get through a revolving door less unscathed than you.

And I believe Palm Sunday was fashioned in your honor.

Thebby....I mean thebby....

.....I think I have a stinky lilac for that garden of yours..........=;>

Downthestretch55 · #**668** 04-01-2007, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Confusing you is easier than confusing a dyslexic .

Now that I think of it...in a match race...a dyslexic could probably get through a revolving door less unscathed than you.

And I believe Palm Sunday was fashioned in your honor.

Thebby....I mean thebby....

.....I think I have a stinky lilac for that garden of yours..........=;>

So now yer bashing scixelsyd elpoep ekil em?????

HUH?

At least you and I like the scent of lilac. I lit a candle that smelled just like lilac this morning, in my

b
a
t
h
r
o
o
m

after

I

had

a

very

nice

dump.

The flush was nice too!

Swirl

Swirl

Swirl

After a while.........

the stink went away.

Lilacs are nice.

Fergettabout the cupcakes.

Mortimer · #**669** 04-01-2007, 02:33 PM

And I thought PeanutShell was foul.

I did not know you were self vaporizing ClownTheRetch.

Keep going down.

When you're through...don't worry.... the Vaporization Chamber automatically shuts off.

You will then be sealed in a safe depleted ignoranium container and shipped off to the nearest hazzmat storage center.

Have a nice shelf life.

Downthestretch55 · #**670** 04-01-2007, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

And I thought PeanutShell was foul.

I did not know you were self vaporizing ClownTheRetch.

Keep going down.

When you're through...don't worry.... the Vaporization Chamber automatically shuts off.

You will then be sealed in a safe depleted ignoranium container and shipped off to the nearest hazzmat storage center.

Have a nice shelf life.

Clown

the

Retch

signs

off.

Doesn't

speak

in

Heaven's Gate lingo

and

yer

thread

seems

cluttered

enough

with

mortshit.

Vaporize what?

Write

a

screen play

I

won't

go

see it.

Maybe

GR

will

puke

some

pop

corn.

"no cup cakes for you!"

N

E

X

T

!!!!!!!

Mortimer · #**671** 04-01-2007, 04:39 PM

Hazzmat has refused storage.

Looks like it's the Taliban region for you Retch.

I'm having "Bin Laden Blows" written on your container.

You'll make a great dirty bomb when they open you.

Mortimer · #**672** 04-01-2007, 06:12 PM

ClownTheRetch was a perfect example of those who are self vaporizing.

He even came with his own directions:

1....Remove film cover and stick swine in Vaporization Chamber.

2....Allow swine to babble incoherently for several posts ... ..Vaporization Chamber on full power.

3....Remove swine from VC. Pierce with rapier sword several times and give swift boot to behind.

4....Stick swine back in V.C. at half power untill self vaporization complete.

Your Vaporization Chamber may require slightly more or less posts.

Mortimer · #**673** 04-01-2007, 09:13 PM

I have for sale the following items:

1......Photos of a certain posters massive tail.SOLD

2......Andys phone number.SOLD

3......One used,but reconditioned ,Vaporization Chamber.

4......SOLD
5...... SOLD
6.......Photos of thoroughbred mares running very fast from the breeding shed.FREEBEE TO HOSSY

7.......SOLD
8........SOLD

9.......My own book "How To Win Friends and Vaporize...I mean Influence People".