Things To Remember : Today Gulf

[jman5581]

Note to self:

do not show options trades to idiots....they will kill themselves for playing horsies all these years.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:




Why not show options trades to idiots?






Probabaly because they fell off their chairs in laughter the last time he did.

[jman5581]

Note to self:


Explain to woof-woof that May 07 16.00 ^VIX Calls have gone up 16% today.



Explain that VIX is not a horsetrack abbreviation.



Explain, PJ does not use pencil.

[paisjpq]

note to myself: well, I see some people have been busy...darts are in hand.
Morty for christ's sake behave.

[ArlJim78]

Note to myself:




let other forum members in on cure for endless jeff foworty posts.




take two number two pencils.





sharpen them.






simultaneously plunge them through eye sockets.







rinse and repeat.






if pain persists go to more extreme measures.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:





AJ watches too much tv.....as well as this thread.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



All those by PJ Man,Buffy,ShortArm and AJ.......and Swill.

[Mortimer]

Note to self:



Find out how much Microsoft stock I purchased by the bushels full when made available to public is worth today.



Find photo copy of 50 large win ticket purchased on CatThief from BCC a few years back.







Isn't the internet wonderful?

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



If PJ Man were Simpson's attorney Simpson would have been known as TwoMinutesToToast.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:






Uh-oh.













Please let Thebby know I did not do anything wrong.

And that I love her very much.




O =:>

[paisjpq]

note to myself: if I have missed posts that offend please PM me to point them out...

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Note to self:



Find out how much Microsoft stock I purchased by the bushels full when made available to public is worth today.



Find photo copy of 50 large win ticket purchased on CatThief from BCC a few years back.



Isn't the internet wonderful?

Note to self:

Tell Morty that if he purchased MSFT at it's debut in 1986, one share today would probably be worth around 7 or 8k. God only knows how much it would be worth if it hadn't split so many times.

[jman5581]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Note to self:



Find out how much Microsoft stock I purchased by the bushels full when made available to public is worth today.

Note to self:

Must've been a grueling last 5 years with mr. sfty.

wonder if he met mr. sfty in horsie school...

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by jman5581

Note to self:

Must've been a grueling last 5 years with mr. sfty.

wonder if he met mr. sfty in horsie school...

Not if he purchased it in '86 at $21 a share.

If he's held onto it this long without touching it, he's sitting pretty.

[jman5581]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Not if he purchased it in '86 at $21 a share.

If he's held onto it this long without touching it, he's sitting pretty.

Caj, c'mon....