Well Now

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Thebby;

I caught Andrew and gave him a severe lashing for pulling a stunt like that without my knowledge. I certainly would have allowed him to be me if he'd only have asked.

Please ignore his childish actions.

But,Thebby-poo, I come with not all good news.

I must leave this place as I have found it to be very disconcerting to say the least.It's a strange brew...leave it at that.

I shall miss you in a woeful way and can ony hope you will receive an approved invitation for youknowwhere.....I think you do.


Thank you so very much for your comely way and entirely too kind attitude.


If you would like to marry me......

..why that would be swell.



All the best,
Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy

Wait don't go......


marry me morty

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

Wait don't go......


marry me morty

LOL Beth!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

Wait don't go......


marry me morty

OK





























thud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackthroatedwind]

I was at the movies........








Irene Jacob was there.....







She's one of my favorites.....






She came all the way from Paris......







Probably not just to see me.....






Don't worry Beth......









Morty is ALWAYS leaving.

[Mortimer]

Well while you were being me.......







I was being you...


...at the movies.....










With Irene....








I like her,too....











And I know she came from Paris...











And I now KNOW it wasn't just to see you...








I've had better times....












Don't worry Thebby......













Irene couldn't STAND Andy.

[blackthroatedwind]

Actually one of my favorite filmmakers was also there....






And, he hails from your neck of the woods, Akron....






And, your favorite actress was in one of his movies.




Get to work.

[paisjpq]

gents, no need to fight for me... there is enough spite and malice for all.

Morty...I sense perhaps you were asking out of haste so i will let you off the hoo k with the whole mm..mm..marraige thing.....

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

gents, no need to fight for me... there is enough spite and malice for all.

Morty...I sense perhaps you were asking out of haste so i will let you off the hoo k with the whole mm..mm..marraige thing.....

Morte' will be very busy working on his riddle.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

gents, no need to fight for me... there is enough spite and malice for all.

Morty...I sense perhaps you were asking out of haste so i will let you off the hoo k with the whole mm..mm..marraige thing.....

!!!




GOO-FOO!!!









Actually Andy put me up to it....







He was going to be me on our wedding day....









But ,as you know, you and I were going to switch you out on that day and stick him with Care-La........













HA







HA







HA












SOMEONE STOP HAL.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Actually one of my favorite filmmakers was also there....






And, he hails from your neck of the woods, Akron....






And, your favorite actress was in one of his movies.




Get to work.

Sounds like I get around pretty well.....







I think.....







This is really exciting news......








I just wish I could remember if I was you for that one or not....

[blackthroatedwind]

You're not going to try and figure out what excellent director I am referring to?




Are you saying you don't want to play along?





Do I have to go watch my mildly interesting replays?

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Irene couldn't STAND Andy.

Very true.....




She is, however, infatuated with you....






I gave her your number

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Very true.....

She is, however, infatuated with you....



I gave her your number

nothing new there I am sure, for the detective

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

nothing new there I am sure, for the detective

All the women use me to get to Morty. I'm used to it.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Very true.....




She is, however, infatuated with you....






I gave her your number

How much do I owe you?.....








I mean how can I thank you.....











RINGY-DINGY...










Sounds like Irene works fast.