Well Now

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by byalip

As we know, last time I opened my mouth DaveK went missing.

You want me to do something about these harassers?

lawl!!!




Oh my God!






thud

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

If anyone sees Thebby-poo ...tell her you haven't seen me and don't know when I'll be back.



Nor have any idea where I am.

I see you mortimer....

and I can see that your cipher... ummmmm....did not do so awesome.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by byalip

As we know, last time I opened my mouth DaveK went missing.

You want me to do something about these harassers?

( Pssst! Aunty Cooby! I need your help....tell Thebby-poo that I am not me.



Wait a minute.






Tell her that's Andrew trying to look like me.

I'd really apprciate it.)

[paisjpq]

Be a man!

[Mortimer]

ror!!



That was funny,Beth. ..and you know I told you to say that.

As you doggone well know this is Andy trying to look like Detective Callaworthy.


It works pretty good...don't ya think?

[paisjpq]

where are your glasses andrew?

[Mortimer]

My Glasses?



Awp!!...oh...yes......my glasses.



Uh...



...well where are those blasted things?

Oh I know...I left them in the changing room....yes!...that's the ticket!





It's hard to see without BONK!

Oh I just smashed my nose against the wall.I'll have to tend to this Beth. Great talking.

[paisjpq]

if you see Morte tell him he's off the hook cause like I said...I don't bet other people's picks...'specially when I don't know if he really loves me.

[Mortimer]

I'll see he gets that Beth.


I'm sure he'll feel butter as I do ....I just put some better on my nose.




Oh boy.

No wonder my picks are so bad lately.




Oh well.

I'll tell Morty...he's the best ...



....don't ya lnow.

[Mortimer]

He also asked me to ask you if you have any nudies of yourself.








And if you don't would you like to buy some?


So let us know.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

He also asked me to ask you if you have any nudies of yourself.

And if you don't would you like to buy some?


So let us know.

was that you peeking in my window?

[Mortimer]

Oh Beth...it was,but it wasn't like you think.



The reason you saw me peeking in your window is.




I'll be darned. I didn't mean to put a period there,but since I did that sentence is over.

These drillers are driving me nuts.

[byalip]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

( Pssst! Aunty Cooby! I need your help....tell Thebby-poo that I am not me.



Wait a minute.






Tell her that's Andrew trying to look like me.

I'd really apprciate it.)

I can see this is going nowhere.

[Mortimer]

YES!



That's the horse I gave you PAM.

This is ANDY ...PAM.




Glad you rememebred.


This is ANDy saying see you later.

[Mortimer]

ANDY the big timer.

[Mortimer]

Big Apple ANDY.........PAM.

[paisjpq]

Andy what have you done with Morte? I miss him...is he hiding?

[Mortimer]

Are you saying you like him better than me Thi...I mean Beth?

[Mortimer]

I wonder why I can't....oh---this is ANDY....find a photo of that Hanna girl anywhere.



I would like to direct Morty to it if anyone can help.





Thanks,
ANDY

[GPK]

Originally Posted by dellinger63

OK wait till Kev reads this thread. I'm going to pervert.com to set up a link to this thread. That should get some new members on here and make Steve want to kill me next time he sees me. LOL

Your link worked rather well Stevo...