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Old 03-21-2007, 08:26 AM
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Grits, where the hell were you yesterday?? Oh, the extreme hilarity...
Yesterday, I was "out". My mom and I --running errands, doing lunch, etc, plus it was gorgeous outside. Today, its cloudy once again, and cooler. So back to this form of entertainment for now.

Gotta soon do the travel thing though, this home deal is getting old.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:28 AM
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Yesterday, I was "out". My mom and I --running errands, doing lunch, etc, plus it was gorgeous outside. Today, its cloudy once again, and cooler. So back to this form of entertainment for now.

Gotta soon do the travel thing though, this home deal is getting old.

Will kindly shut your big mouth?









WAIT!.....

......maybe you would like to pick a number?
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:29 AM
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WAIT!.....

......maybe you would like to pick a number?

How about you pick us a showvivor horse for the Great Race Place today, since Ron and I are both approaching the final 100. We could use some expert advice...
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:31 AM
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Ya wanna horsey pick for a CONTEST and ya can't even pick a number from 1 to 100??




Now beat it before I stick ya both with a vagrancy charge.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:32 AM
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'scuse me? You have poor manners, an obvious lack of breeding, sorry I stepped in your thread. Regardless.

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Old 03-21-2007, 08:34 AM
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99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:37 AM
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I want to know who Carla is.

If I don't find out soon, I'm going to throw a temper tantrum!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:38 AM
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I want to know who Carla is.

If I don't find out soon, I'm going to throw a temper tantrum!!!




READYYYYYYY







BEGIN!
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:38 AM
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'scuse me? You have poor manners, an obvious lack of breeding, sorry I stepped in your thread. Regardless.

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And a fine choice you have made.....tell your friend he continues to fail the wunderdorf test. I said any WHOLE number.



Now I would like you to take that number and double it...then add 126.

Let me know.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:40 AM
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And a fine choice you have made.....tell your friend he continues to fail the wunderdorf test. I said any WHOLE number.



Now I would like you to take that number and double it...then add 126.

Let me know.
No you didn't, but ok, 99
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:41 AM
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No you didn't, but ok, 99

BARBARIAN!!!!!!!!!





That's it.

You all have a nice friggin' day.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:43 AM
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And a fine choice you have made.....tell your friend he continues to fail the wunderdorf test. I said any WHOLE number.



Now I would like you to take that number and double it...then add 126.

Let me know.
Mort, I don't give a crap who Carla is--could care less, probably another conquest reached, maybe not--still holdin' out.

Anyway, I ain't diddling with this too long, you gotta come up with a BBD.

So, 204
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:47 AM
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DUDE, not only do you have crappy manners, you didn't say not to print it.

Don't consider me the dumbass. You're not looking like a damn MENSA candidate yourself bud.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:53 AM
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DUDE, not only do you have crappy manners, you didn't say not to print it.

Don't consider me the dumbass. You're not looking like a damn MENSA candidate yourself bud.

Well DEWD........



...when you can explain the effective difference between show and tell I will get rid of this evidence I just planted on you.





And I AM a member of MENSA..... you simple minded pezzmite.



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Old 03-21-2007, 08:40 AM
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'scuse me? You have poor manners, an obvious lack of breeding, sorry I stepped in your thread. Regardless.

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HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!



YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ME THE NUMBER...YOU FOOL!








I'm working with untrained chimps here.
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I have to get out of here.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:41 AM
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I'm thinking of my favorite whole number.



















WHO IS CARLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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