Well Now

[blackthroatedwind]

I think this may be Morty's best, and longest, first day ever. Nobody threatened his life....surprising. HE didn't threaten anyone's life....shocking. At least two women seemed to like him...........remarkable. He was only booted once...............OK I helped there....so not so remarkable.




Wow, I see you even managed to get in a fight defending your beloved Ohio State. And, even more incredibly, you defended yourself with at least mildly good points.



Four hours left....but Morty is definitely on a roll.