Well Now

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

You may kiss me now.

MUAH!!!

[Mortimer]

MUAH!!!
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NOT YOU!





I been poisoned!

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

MUAH!!!
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NOT YOU!





I been poisoned!

Ok, ok... I'll turn you back into the frog. But I really liked that slimy kiss! DOH!!!

[jman5581]

We've sparred enough....truce.

[Mortimer]

Ok, ok... I'll turn you back into the frog. But I really liked that slimy kiss! DOH!!!
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Check your face in the morning.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Ok, ok... I'll turn you back into the frog. But I really liked that slimy kiss! DOH!!!
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Check your face in the morning.

You'll just have to take my word for it, but my face won't be slimy.

[blackthroatedwind]

I think this may be Morty's best, and longest, first day ever. Nobody threatened his life....surprising. HE didn't threaten anyone's life....shocking. At least two women seemed to like him...........remarkable. He was only booted once...............OK I helped there....so not so remarkable.




Wow, I see you even managed to get in a fight defending your beloved Ohio State. And, even more incredibly, you defended yourself with at least mildly good points.



Four hours left....but Morty is definitely on a roll.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by jman5581

We've sparred enough....truce.

Very good ,sir.

[Mortimer]

Ma'am...



..Pias or whatever your name is....please forgive me.







I have been told that I "must be punished".


Please straighten this out because ,as you know, this was all fun and games and I really think your swell sohurryupandforgivemebeforeIgetmyazzkicked!

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Ma'am...



..Pias or whatever your name is....please forgive me.







I have been told that I "must be punished".


Please straighten this out because ,as you know, this was all fun and games and I really think your swell sohurryupandforgivemebeforeIgetmyazzkicked!

I warned you I might find someone to defend my honor...

I'll give this some thought...and it's Bethani

[jman5581]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I have been told that I "must be punished".

No one ever punished me when I signed a couple months ago, but I have noticed this site polices itself very well!!!

So, who the hell are YOU Mort?

I'm no one important, I live in StL, just a big racing fan...I have no ties to the racing industry other than as a player. And now a 1/5,000th owner of a horse with other DTers.