Well Now

[Mortimer]

you gonna tell us which horse will win today or what? that's all we want to know. please give a "best bet" with well-developed rationale.
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Yer mekin' me sick already.

[randallscott35]

Mort, come post in the Paddock. Why waste your talent over here?

[jman5581]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Mort, come post in the Paddock. Why waste your talent over here?

Randall, the paddock is much too couth for Snortin' Morte.

[Mortimer]

If by illusary you mean illusory, you are higly delusional.
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Are you saying you don't know the difference??

[jman5581]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

If by illusary you mean illusory, you are higly delusional.
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Are you saying you don't know the difference??

Please do tell me what a mispelled word means, Snorto Morto... lunch is over, must....do....stuff that matters. Good day Mortifoximus.

[Mortimer]

Please do tell me what a mispelled word means, Snorto Morto... lunch is over, must....do....stuff that matters. Good day Mortifoximus.
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His lunch is over.






I will tell you all this.....

....I can guarantee it was not a chicken dinner.

[Mortimer]

And his tending to things that matter are his rearranging his alternative lifestyle bracket busters.

[jman5581]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Please do tell me what a mispelled word means, Snorto Morto... lunch is over, must....do....stuff that matters. Good day Mortifoximus.
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His lunch is over.






I will tell you all this.....

....I can guarantee it was not a chicken dinner.

Why wouldn't I be eatin' chicken fo' lunch? Or would I?

[Mortimer]

Why wouldn't I be eatin' chicken fo' lunch? Or would I?
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Wel did you ever hear the racing term...



....winner winner chicken dinner?







Do you have any other questions?

[jman5581]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Do you have any other questions?

YES, will you shut up if I eat chicken for dinner?

[Mortimer]

It is the greatest of honors to have befriended Morte' during my cyberspace history.
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OOOOOOOOOO



I always thought that was Belky's honor.







I am completely behooved and speechless.

Some day(and that day may never come)when you need....









...well no.

It wasn't that good.