Well Now

[Mortimer]

Hopefully t's a foot long or it's not worth it.

Randall thinks you're an internet troll. Is that true, Mortimer?
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Well NO..it's not.


Candall is already jealous.





That's the only way his kind can combat me....by innocuous yet overused internet jibberish.



Hes' wick is about to go south.

[paisjpq]

I guess you don't like me since you haven't given me a horsie for today.
that makes me frown a little, but the sun is still shining so I have hope.

[Mortimer]

I guess you don't like me since you haven't given me a horsie for today.
that makes me frown a little, but the sun is still shining so I have hope.
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Ya just don't stop....do ya?



Ah guess ya do feel lucky.




What track do ya want it from?

[Mortimer]

Hurry up!


Ah ain't got all day.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I guess you don't like me since you haven't given me a horsie for today.
that makes me frown a little, but the sun is still shining so I have hope.
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Ya just don't stop....do ya?



Ah guess ya do feel lucky.




What track do ya want it from?

any track where the sun is shining...for luck you know
but I don't bet chalk so none of those 8-5 POS

[Mortimer]

any track where the sun is shining...for luck you know
but I don't bet chalk so none of those 8-5 POS
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Ya well you look up those last 3 I gave....they all paid double figures you hoosegow wickerman you.








Just a moment...

...I'll be happy to check for you.

[randallscott35]

Over under on this guy: 3 days.

[Mortimer]

Over under on this guy: 3 days.
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MAESTRO!!!



How do you do it,sir?








Shirley you must have the Book of Great Internet Comebacks.....



....Silver Edition.

[jman5581]

good lord, cut this crap out.... go over to hollywood if you're in that kind of mood.

Where's Grits when you need her?

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Over under on this guy: 3 days.
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MAESTRO!!!



How do you do it,sir?








Shirley you must have the Book of Great Internet Comebacks.....



....Silver Edition.

LOL, this from the guy who called me "Candall" as a comeback. Actually I'm kind of in the mood for idiocy today. Stick around so I can figure out which ESPN member you are.

[blackthroatedwind]

Oh great sage of Thistledown, don't tell Teddy I called you that, please impart some great wisdom upon us.





Not, of course, that you haven't already.