Smarty Jones Treated for Minor Reproductive Tract Blockage

[Dunbar]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

There are just so many places to go with this that I cant even begin...

Okay, I'll stoop. Just this sentence alone is a wealth of possibilities:

"Dr. Morehead made the diagnosis after rectal palpation and an ultrasound."

"Dr. Morehead" sounds like the result of an uninspired porn movie casting.

But, rising out of the gutter for a brief moment, performing rectal palpation on a horse is not a job task I'd envy.

--Dunbar