FG 4

Originally Posted by hailrazer

Dear RealBigD,

I have recently gotten myself into a pickle and was wondering if you could help me out. I don't want to reveal my true identity here so lets just say my name is "Nole Corman". I recently accidentally killed a woman while at the wheel. Lots of suspicion due to reports from other drivers that I was driving erratically before the collision. I'm back home in Louisiana now but the crash happened in Ark. Any chance you can keep me from being hauled back to Hot Springs to face the music?

All My Love,
Nole

Dear Nole,

Sorry, but you are a longshot to avoid prosecution in Arkansas. Please be aware that you face a sentence of 3 to 10 years of imprisonment if you are found to have been intoxicated at the time of the crash. I advise you to retain an Arkansas attorney if you've not done so already.

Some have said that you -- and your horses -- could benefit from a long period of detoxification. I wish you the best.

RBD