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[Danzig]

Originally Posted by The Bid

I would rather sit next to a screaming child on a flight as opposed to a fat woman.

Kids dont bother me nearly as much as sloppy pigs, or stinky grown ups.

my daughter had a band concert. we get there a bit early, and choose sits in the middle of nowhere. a heavy-set woman came and flopped down right in front of us--apparently she didn't have time to shower beforehand, so she doused herself liberally with perfume.
i had to move. too much cologne gives me a raging headache.