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Old 01-17-2007, 05:38 PM
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My baby girl, bless her heart, is a lesbian. You think I'm joking...she walks around many times during the day sneaking up on my parents dog and starts humping from behind. I told her if she is gonna do that, at least let daddy buy her a strap-on
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Old 01-17-2007, 05:43 PM
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My baby girl, bless her heart, is a lesbian. You think I'm joking...she walks around many times during the day sneaking up on my parents dog and starts humping from behind. I told her if she is gonna do that, at least let daddy buy her a strap-on
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nothing to do with sex--she's not a lesbian, but a dominatrix!!!
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Old 01-17-2007, 05:45 PM
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nothing to do with sex--she's not a lesbian, but a dominatrix!!!

Deb...im telling ya babe...I think she is. But, being the loving father that I am, I will support her in whatever lifestyle choice she makes
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Old 01-17-2007, 05:46 PM
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Deb...im telling ya babe...I think she is. But, being the loving father that I am, I will support her in whatever lifestyle choice she makes
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maybe she's bi...aren't you guys into chicks like that?!
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Old 01-17-2007, 05:47 PM
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maybe she's bi...aren't you guys into chicks like that?!

See...I gotta draw the line there for her. No riding the fence, no being selfish, no getting the best of both worlds. She is gonna have to make a choice.
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Old 01-17-2007, 05:56 PM
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Mrs. P is bi...and into domination
my brother got a puppy in december and he decided that the dog must be jewish because it kept attacking his christmas tree ...he propably would have been Buddist (since the dog is a shar-pei) but the pet store only had stuffed Dreidel toys...no stuffed buddhas
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