February 5 Gulfstream ROI Wagers go here . . .

[RUFFIAN]

RQ
“… I am filing an official protest that Ruffian didn't pick a trifecta in race 12 with Kitten Street, Graceful Kitten and Spinning Kitten.
If I have a dollar left you know what I'm doing.”
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MEOW. MEOW MEOW
A KITTENS JOY PURRRFECTA

DONT THINK I HAVENT CONSIDERED IT

BUT WITH THEIR JOCKEYS, ODDS AND OTHER RUNNERS…
IT SEEMED AN UNLIKELY SUCCESS STORY

[Real Quiet]

Race 5 $20 ex key 3 w 1-4-5

Race 8 $20 ex key 5 w 4-6

[JolyB]

Originally Posted by RUFFIAN

RQ
“… I am filing an official protest that Ruffian didn't pick a trifecta in race 12 with Kitten Street, Graceful Kitten and Spinning Kitten.
If I have a dollar left you know what I'm doing.”
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BUT WITH THEIR JOCKEYS, ODDS AND OTHER RUNNERS…
IT SEEMED AN UNLIKELY SUCCESS STORY

But if it worked out you'd be rich beyond the dreams of avarice. Or at least be able to retire the ROI return of the year in February.

[RUFFIAN]

JOLY
QUESTION

Since I only play my horses to win
Unfamiliar with trifecta wagering

How much would it cost me
to have a $1 Boxed Trifecta

With THREE KITTENS R12

MAYBE I WILL STEAL A FEW $$$ FROMMY BETS
JUST FOR THE KITTENISH JOY OF IT

[JolyB]

Originally Posted by RUFFIAN

JOLY
QUESTION

Since I only play my horses to win
Unfamiliar with trifecta wagering

How much would it cost me
to have a $1 Boxed Trifecta

With THREE KITTENS R12

MAYBE I WILL STEAL A FEW $$$ FROMMY BETS
JUST FOR THE KITTENISH JOY OF IT

A 1/4/7 trifecta box for $1 would cost you $6. That's because you are really making 6 one dollar tri bets, namely: 1/4/7; 1/7/4; 4/1/7; 4/7/1; 7/1/4 and 7/4/1.

[RUFFIAN]

I MIGHT JUST FIND A SPARE $6 TO STEAL FROM MY ORIGINAL PLAN
~~~~~~~~ ONLY BECAUSE

IF IN SOME BIZARRE UNIVERSE
THOSE 3 KITTENS ACTUALLY CAME IN
AND I HAD NO WAGER
I WOULD SUFFER KITTEN HUMILIATION…
………. NO KITTEN JOY

[JolyB]

Originally Posted by RUFFIAN

I MIGHT JUST FIND A SPARE $6 TO STEAL FROM MY ORIGINAL PLAN
~~~~~~~~ ONLY BECAUSE

IF IN SOME BIZARRE UNIVERSE
THOSE 3 KITTENS ACTUALLY CAME IN
AND I HAD NO WAGER
I WOULD SUFFER KITTEN HUMILIATION…
………. NO KITTEN JOY

Our ROI contest is a wonderful way to expand your wagering horizons and learn the dynamics of the may types of wagers that are available. Sometimes they even work out for us.

[RUFFIAN]

JOLY
“… dynamics of the may types of wagers that are available. Sometimes they even work out for us.“

I’m no stranger to the OTB

A few years ago I used to go every Saturday to a private turf club
Members only + 99% were men
I always sat at the front table in front of five jumbo screens
Playing five tracks all day long

I only ever played to WIN 🏆

Every time a GRAY WON 🏆
You could hear the man behind me Muttering…

“ OH CAT 🐱 PROBABLY HAS THAT ONE. 😡
YEP..SHO DID

My favorite number is 13
And one Saturday that fell on the 13th I played a 1-3 exacta in every race
And Lady Luck 🍀 followed me to the pay window 💰

Whenever a longshot WON 🏆
Once again the men were saying
“Cat probably has that one”

YEP
But when they say to me

“Well it wasn’t GRAY”

I would reply
Yes, but I Love 💗 His Daddy!