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Old 06-18-2006, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by flowing tail
Dude I could provide you with plenty of proof but then again that would be pretty creepy and I wouldn't like you to try to shag my castoff seconds either. Trust me they were hot and college was good to me but now as it draws to a close that just means it will be much tougher because the girls arent' going to be drunk and stupid and plentiful all the time anymore.
Love this post. "Wouldn't want you to try and shag my second castoffs"

But Flowing Tail is right, if you never went to college you wouldnt understand this situation. I went to a small state college up here in Massachusetts where the female to male ratio was like 1.75 or 2:1. To put it in terms the rest of the board would understand, I think the chances of getting laid from 3pm Thursdays until 1159pm Sunday was like 2/1 or maybe 9/5. The other days of the week was like 5/1. I think the payoff for a "hook up with Girl A Thursday night/Hook up with the Same Girl Saturday night" exacta would have been like $17.00 for $2. It was like having recurring "relationships" with a new girl every week or so.

The availability of females since college ended two years ago dropped big time once the alcohol and craziness went away. AND THAT IS A FRIGGEN SHAME.

Flowing Tail, if I were to pass some friendly advice, I'd say keep the faith, you will get yours. Try to model life after college just like life was during college, if that makes any sense. Or, do like me, and find a girl who is far from a prude and is fun to be around. Basically, the world of having cake and eating it, too.

Keep my fingers crossed that she doesnt read this post as well ! If so, LOVE YOU A!!!
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