UFO at O'Hare

[ArlJim78]

I don't blame the aliens one bit for turning around. I can't tell you how many times I have sat at O'hare waiting for a gate. It's really frustrating.

[Downthestretch55]

I just heard word of another sighting!
Uncle Ned and his buddy, Fast Finger Phil were at the skeet range with their twelve guages, getting ready for the "Firemen's Shoot-Off".
Fast Finger Phil called me and told me what he heard and saw.
Seems that just as the one was released from the high house at station 7, and right before the low house on the right released a clay bird, he told me he heard a high pitched voice.
"Greeting Earthlings, we come in peace."
Uncle Ned had called for the double, "Pull!"
Alas, before Phil could say anything....
BANG!! BANG!!

Sorry, folks. Keep your eyes up.
Hold fire...they might be smaller than you think.
This is not a good sign for future interplanetary relations.

[JJP]

The last time UFO was in Chicago I think they played the Int'l Amphitheatre. "Rock Bottom" live is as good as any hard rock song....especially w/Michael Schenker shredding the Flying V.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by JJP

The last time UFO was in Chicago I think they played the Int'l Amphitheatre. "Rock Bottom" live is as good as any hard rock song....especially w/Michael Schenker shredding the Flying V.

You Chicago people have all the luck!
I've never heard 'em.
Do they sound at all like the "Chipmunks"?
Simon was always my favorite. Alvin was second.
I hope they come back.
If you can get them on your cel-phone, you could become rich!
Hold fire and hit "record".

[JJP]

UFO is more like a cross between the Scorpions and Judas Priest.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by JJP

UFO is more like a cross between the Scorpions and Judas Priest.

Well JJP,
I don't know much about scorpions...just that if I ever come across one, I'd squish it first. That tail is fearsome.
As far as Judas...we all know what happened to him...30 pieces of silver, right?
Priests? As long as they don't go after little altar boys, I'm neutral. Do they go to the same school as Foley?
Cut our interplanetary friends a break.
Uncle Ned will on his next round at the skeet range. Practice is important.
As far as seeing out alien buddies and getting their voices on tape, be ready, be vigilant, look up. BE PREPARED!!!
Gosh, I miss Simon. Alvin and Theodore too.

"Look, up ahead...."

[Downthestretch55]

Uh Oh! Uh Oh!
Is this a meterorite? Testing is in the works.
My thinking is that they're fighting back, hitting us with their big stuff.
But why NJ? Lots of nice folks live there, and Uncle Ned, the guy that fired the first shot is in upstate NY.
Wrong state little alien buddies.
Let's have an immediate truce! Uncle Ned didn't mean it! It was a mistake!

http://www.slate.com/id/2156924/fr/flyout

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

Originally Posted by JJP

The last time UFO was in Chicago I think they played the Int'l Amphitheatre. "Rock Bottom" live is as good as any hard rock song....especially w/Michael Schenker shredding the Flying V.

hell yes i was there...love to love...jjp you are the man..

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

hell yes i was there...love to love...jjp you are the man..

Hooves,
"Love to love" might be the best approach. I don't think they mean us any harm. They're just a little confused by our "doings".
Uncle Ned didn't help much.
DTS

[skippy3481]

Honestly i dont know if i believe there are aliens or not. Obviously, I've never seen anything, but im telling you, many sightings go unreported. The only way i would ever report it, is if i was asking for military help because i thought the object posed a risk to the aircraft or crew. Besides that, shoot its just not worth it. It's no diffrent then the whole pilots carrying guns on aircraft. No thanx.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by skippy3481

Honestly i dont know if i believe there are aliens or not. Obviously, I've never seen anything, but im telling you, many sightings go unreported. The only way i would ever report it, is if i was asking for military help because i thought the object posed a risk to the aircraft or crew. Besides that, shoot its just not worth it. It's no diffrent then the whole pilots carrying guns on aircraft. No thanx.

Skippy,
If you see anything, you can post it here. I don't think any DTer's will report you to the FAA.
I don't think thy're trying to cause "risk". They've been watching for a while.
Heck, many people don't even believe in Big Foot either.
There are always doubters.
We all know what happened in Nevada, and Idaho.
There's really no use in keeping this a secret any longer.
DTS

[JJP]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

hell yes i was there...love to love...jjp you are the man..

You rock!! Love that live album that was made in Chicago. Rock Bottom is one of the classic hard rock songs of all time.

[Downthestretch55]

Strange noises all last night...loud breathing, things getting knocked over.
I was a bit freaked listening to it going on, so I stayed under the blankets.
Could it really have been Big Foot making a return?
I didn't get up to find out.
I'll wait to see what happens tonight.

note to self, don't feed the dog kilbasa anymore, especially before going to bed.

[TheSpyder]

DTS55, are you buying a share of Steve's partnership? If so, I really think you need to be publicity manager. With your skills with words I think you can get 80,000 people out to see it run, fan club, TV spots, T shirts, etc.

You are a trip my man.

Spyder from SC