Songs!

[my miss storm cat]

Flo do you know the Godolphin motto? it's all I can say is wow and believe you me that's what i thought of when i read your very good songs! you are doing a good job in trying to woo me but even though you're a manly man and all I'm afraid my heart belongs to another. I would see him at the Clinic at meds time and think oh god please let him talk to me and he did which is good since he ignored me when i asked for a pony when i was ten and world peace and stuff. I don't know what he was talking about but that's not the point at all is it? And so now that I have found him and even though i am swept away by your song writing expertise I have to stay loyal. Of course maybe not because I can't predict the future like Rocky probably can!!!!! Thank you though. Do you know the song Oh Yoko? John wrote it.

In the middle of a thread
in the middle of a thread I see
you name
Yo! Flow Jo
Yo! Flow Jo
You really do turn me on.

Now I have to say one other thing and that is this- I really do think you should listen to Rock Hard and use the name Flowing T because it's quite manly and I can imagine you driving around in one of those big Cadallic things with the pretty rims that go round and round and if you stare at them for too long you feel a little high. Flo is nice but it's a little girly and I know you're not so maybe i will now call you Flowing T!!!

Thanks for the story of Dixie too!!!!!

Rock Hard,
I got your email and no I can't think of what will rhyme with Chupster either except for Soup Sir or Bloop Fur and I don't think that will impress her. i did think of the song Feelings and maybe you could write something like

Chupster
Nothing rhymes with Chupster
I'm feeling so blue were
you thinking of me too.

Please note that i am not singing that to Chupster but only trying to be a friend because he's my friend and he knows my secrets like who I'm hot for and stuff but he better shut up or there will be trouble and I'll tell everyone who he slept with and won't you all be surprised and no it wasn't me!!!!!

[my miss storm cat]

Well once again I had a moment!!!!! I wrote out a whole Morrisey song but i didn't log in and now it's gone because i can't keep too much in my head at once even though that's probably very surprising to you all so here's what i think- since Rock hard Ten Fan and Chupster don't seem to talk to each other even though I think they should in my humble opinion I will attempt to bring them together!!!!! What song does everyone know????? Okay I got one! It'a a horrible song that I bet you Paul really wrote and John and George ran out of the recording studio screaming when it came time to record it!!!!! At least it is one they both probably know so let me put on my thinking crown and write it!!! it's in the tune to Oh Bla Dee oh Bla Die or however you would spell it!!!!!

Rock Hard Ten likes Chupster
but there is no rhyme
I think he should just call her Chupie!
They're both cute and this way
he could let her know
she has a special internet groupie!

Rock Hard Ten
wants to get
up your skirt, oh!
Flowing T
taught him to flirt!
(repeat)

Chupie loves her kittens and
Rock Hard loves his,
one is named Jamaica and she's black.
He plays tennis, found words to
O Canada,
and for that i had to
go give him a smack!

(chorus)

They're a couple of kids
who will make
each other
loopy!

They're a couple of kids
running on the track,
Rock Hard Ten Fan
and Chupie!

Sorry for this song but I'm
out of my meds
it's helping my newest
stress attack.
Anyway i wish you well
i got to go
and find some vicodin or speed
just nooooo crack.

Yeah!

Rock Hard Ten!
Wants to get!
up your skirt, oh!
Flowing T
taught him to flirt!

Rock Hard Ten
wants to get
up your skirt, oh!
Flowing T taught him to flirt
So if you guys need help
just go ask Flowing T!

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Flo do you know the Godolphin motto? it's all I can say is wow and believe you me that's what i thought of when i read your very good songs! you are doing a good job in trying to woo me but even though you're a manly man and all I'm afraid my heart belongs to another. I would see him at the Clinic at meds time and think oh god please let him talk to me and he did which is good since he ignored me when i asked for a pony when i was ten and world peace and stuff. I don't know what he was talking about but that's not the point at all is it? And so now that I have found him and even though i am swept away by your song writing expertise I have to stay loyal. Of course maybe not because I can't predict the future like Rocky probably can!!!!! Thank you though. Do you know the song Oh Yoko? John wrote it.

In the middle of a thread
in the middle of a thread I see
you name
Yo! Flow Jo
Yo! Flow Jo
You really do turn me on.

Now I have to say one other thing and that is this- I really do think you should listen to Rock Hard and use the name Flowing T because it's quite manly and I can imagine you driving around in one of those big Cadallic things with the pretty rims that go round and round and if you stare at them for too long you feel a little high. Flo is nice but it's a little girly and I know you're not so maybe i will now call you Flowing T!!!

Thanks for the story of Dixie too!!!!!

I think you need a real man who will do you right and that is me, i mean if my song is wowing you already than i am better than some dummy who isn't giving you the attention a lady needs do you read me?

Yes i should use the name Flowing T that is manly you are right. THis is just for explaining to newbies that the TAIL flows my way so i have to leave it for official purposes. But you call me Flowing T baby, how does that sound?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by flowing tail

I think you need a real man who will do you right and that is me, i mean if my song is wowing you already than i am better than some dummy who isn't giving you the attention a lady needs do you read me?

Yes i should use the name Flowing T that is manly you are right. THis is just for explaining to newbies that the TAIL flows my way so i have to leave it for official purposes. But you call me Flowing T baby, how does that sound?

Hi there Choo Choo! Well first of all I have to make it clear that i said you are wooing me but yes you are wowing me too!!!!! I am quite the happy camper now that you see what I mean about the name because the last thing i would want is for you to think I don't think you are manly. You are a manly man!!!!! Anyway the word Flo reminds me of my period and i was thinking what would it be like to be in bed with you yelling Flo!!!!! Flo!!! And how exactly would i not think of a tampon!!!!!

I think I would start laughing and that wouldn't be very good, would it? I only laughed once in bed with a certain someone and let me tell you if that thing was nine inches than he must have thought the ceilings were thirty feet high!!!!! You are manly, kind and understanding Flowing T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Choo Choo!!!!! I am requesting a boarding pass since I have now been abandoned and am very sad but you cheered me up well you and my Rockport harbor doll and pictures did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I love trains! There's just something about big long hot steamy things. Chuga chuga choo choo baby Makes me wanna jump on and ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Happy T

I love trains! There's just something about big long hot steamy things. Chuga chuga choo choo baby Makes me wanna jump on and ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well now for someone who is even newer than me you sure like to discuss things like cucumbers and trains!!!!! Please tell me you are a Rocy fan too!!!!! Why don't you write a song about things that are long that some people like to put in their mouths (me!!! me!!!) and other places (me!!! me!!!)????? is Happy T for Happy Tocket or is it because you like Tea but can't spell it or is it a code word because you like pretending to be a spy or some such thing????? I once had a dream that Rocky was a spy!!!!!

Here is a line from it-

Harbor. Rockport Harbor.

Did you like it????? He was so suave!!!!! Not the horse Suave though!!!!! I can't wait to hear your song!!!!!

Originally Posted by Happy T

I love trains! There's just something about big long hot steamy things. Chuga chuga choo choo baby Makes me wanna jump on and ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I board 2 at a time on my train if you are a chick lol.

Originally Posted by flowing tail

I board 2 at a time on my train if you are a chick lol.

Is this the kinda song you're talking about MMStorm Cat???

Ride baby ride
Ride baby ride

On a slow train
to no where
Through the
deep tunnel
to that special
place, ooooh

Ride baby ride
Ride baby ride

Flowing Tail,

I don't like to share, just so you know

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Happy T

Is this the kinda song you're talking about MMStorm Cat???

Ride baby ride
Ride baby ride

On a slow train
to no where
Through the
deep tunnel
to that special
place, ooooh

Ride baby ride
Ride baby ride

Flowing Tail,

I don't like to share, just so you know

Well I get the feeling after that brilliant song Flowing T will no longer want me and be in love with you instead!!!!! That was really really good, like one of the Rockys of songs!!!!! Maybe i will call you Roundy to show my respect!!!!!

Originally Posted by Happy T

Is this the kinda song you're talking about MMStorm Cat???

Ride baby ride
Ride baby ride

On a slow train
to no where
Through the
deep tunnel
to that special
place, ooooh

Ride baby ride
Ride baby ride

Flowing Tail,

I don't like to share, just so you know

Very nice lol.


I get the feeling you like a slow and sensual style, don't worry baby i will have you to myself and it will be done.

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Hi there Choo Choo! Well first of all I have to make it clear that i said you are wooing me but yes you are wowing me too!!!!! I am quite the happy camper now that you see what I mean about the name because the last thing i would want is for you to think I don't think you are manly. You are a manly man!!!!! Anyway the word Flo reminds me of my period and i was thinking what would it be like to be in bed with you yelling Flo!!!!! Flo!!! And how exactly would i not think of a tampon!!!!!

I think I would start laughing and that wouldn't be very good, would it? I only laughed once in bed with a certain someone and let me tell you if that thing was nine inches than he must have thought the ceilings were thirty feet high!!!!! You are manly, kind and understanding Flowing T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Choo Choo!!!!! I am requesting a boarding pass since I have now been abandoned and am very sad but you cheered me up well you and my Rockport harbor doll and pictures did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LOL well we could not have you thinking about your womanly issue b/c then you would not enjoy it, you know? But like any good jock i know how to give a well timed ride on a sloppy track, if you hear what i am saying.

But anyways you would not be laughing with me and you certainly wouldn't be thinking 'he must say the ceilings are 30 feet high.' No ma'am i do believe you would be in shock similar to a person who just sat down on a traffic cone.

All aboard and i promise to help you cheer up if the rocky pics are getting boring yet. I said if.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by flowing tail

LOL well we could not have you thinking about your womanly issue b/c then you would not enjoy it, you know? But like any good jock i know how to give a well timed ride on a sloppy track, if you hear what i am saying.

But anyways you would not be laughing with me and you certainly wouldn't be thinking 'he must say the ceilings are 30 feet high.' No ma'am i do believe you would be in shock similar to a person who just sat down on a traffic cone.

All aboard and i promise to help you cheer up if the rocky pics are getting boring yet. I said if.

Well it is a big releif that you said if or i would question if this could ever have a chance of working even if it is only for a night of cheap sex!!!!! So why don't you tell me how high the ceilings are big boy????? you can do it in song format if you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!11

Choo Choo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you TTimes outcasts have any idea how absolutely stupid you sound?
I'm not trying to be mean but most of us have a life, and don't have to resort to te inet to get laid or talk about sex. You are real pathetic folks.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by oracle80

Do you TTimes outcasts have any idea how absolutely stupid you sound?
I'm not trying to be mean but most of us have a life, and don't have to resort to te inet to get laid or talk about sex. You are real pathetic folks.

Well now do you need a nap or something because it seems to me that someone is being a little cranky!!!!! I've got it!!!!! you need your very own song!!!!! hooray!!!!!

Here, this is just for you. Do you like Christmas songs? Good!!!!! It's in the tune of Jingle Bells!!!!!

Or-a-cle, Or-a-cle
we're being allegorical!
Do you like to ride in boats?
You should buy a coracle!

Or-a-cle, Or-i-cle,
I remember when
I talked to you long ago,
was that on ESPN?

Bold well he's a nut,
Dixie is a bettor,
Maybe you can try
sex and use a fetter!

That's a shackle for
ankles and feet
If you wear flip flops
there's been some
debate - do they look neat? Oh...

Or-a-cle, Or-a-cle
chill and go try zen
or you'll end up sour like
those two bitter old men!

Merry Christmas Grumpy.

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Well it is a big releif that you said if or i would question if this could ever have a chance of working even if it is only for a night of cheap sex!!!!! So why don't you tell me how high the ceilings are big boy????? you can do it in song format if you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!11

Choo Choo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This ought to explain why a night with me will help if you get bored with Rocky pictures...

Here comes Flowing T
Here comes Flowing T
right down MMSC's lane

Twigs'n bits 'n' and all his man-parts
Coming once again
Bells are ringing
MMSC screaming
All is merry & bright

Hang your thongs up
say your tantras
Cuz Flowing T comes tonight

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by flowing tail

This ought to explain why a night with me will help if you get bored with Rocky pictures...

Here comes Flowing T
Here comes Flowing T
right down MMSC's lane

Twigs'n bits 'n' and all his man-parts
Coming once again
Bells are ringing
MMSC screaming
All is merry & bright

Hang your thongs up
say your tantras
Cuz Flowing T comes tonight

Well I have to tell you the truth here because that's part of what makes a good relationship or so i hear and that is this - i had to reach for my inhaler after i read your song because i could not breathe. I don't have asthma and so i could not find it but that's not the point here. Your song had a profound impact on my day and on my life and it is something i will think of on my deathbed and everybody will be standing around wondering why I'm smiling as the doctors rush in yelling Code Blue! and other nonsensicle things and people will be crying but i won't so it is our little secret. And the morphine will begin to take effect and I'll see a light in the distance or maybe not depending on if I'm going north or south and i'll think of Rocky and your song. And i'll smile. A great big Rockport harbor kinda smile! A Flowing T ooooh that was good let's do it again now smile. You deserve a medal or an award or a Rocky pin or something nice. I will now try to think of something nice and meaningful and memorable to give to you since you have been so giving of yourself Flowing T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!