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Old 06-16-2006, 09:10 AM
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Well this is totally off topic but I will share because I think it is funny. Most of you know I am in the oil change and tire business in Indy. Well guess what, it is summer and all the high school cheerleaders need to raise money for their camps in August. And what way to the earn money....well they have a car wash. Of course I let them use my lot to have this car wash. Now, I employ young men who are honry as can be and are all excited because a local high school is here today and tomorrow. Two of them are here setting things up and putting up sings. Of course, they are cute and have little bikini tops on. I can see that my men will be distracted for the next two days--ha ha.
Being in the oil change business I have a ? The last two times I took a car in for a oil change they told me that I had a oil leak . I didn't have the leak before I went in. needless to say I have found a new service center, but what's up with that.
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:11 AM
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I am like 3 hours from Indy, I am sure you need a supervisor for such events, I am on the way
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:15 AM
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scav, I'm closer i win.
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:15 AM
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like we can't have two supervisors....
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:16 AM
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Two will work I can provide free food for the all the cheerleaders see.
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:17 AM
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I will provide the opportunity to become a movie star
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:18 AM
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Haha a movie star and man dont get distracted with these girls i expect you to pound arlington.
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:20 AM
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scav, I'm closer i win.
I'm 1 1/2 away myself, I'll race ya! Well, I'm no perv in that respect, I would never violate a young lady like that, well unless she was legal , anyway, you cannot complain about having the eye candy for the weekend. At least you won't have to worry about your boys calling in, huh.
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:21 AM
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I am like 3 hours from Indy, I am sure you need a supervisor for such events, I am on the way
Well i am only here at this location for about 25 more minutes and then I am heading south to where we are opening up another location. But yes, it does get distracting. VERY DISTRACTING.
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:24 AM
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My friend is tapping an 18 year old now and he is 27, and he said it is best piece of butt he has ever had....hard for me to believe and I think he is trying to justify it because we ridcule the crap out of him, but it could be....
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:28 AM
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My friend is tapping an 18 year old now and he is 27, and he said it is best piece of butt he has ever had....hard for me to believe and I think he is trying to justify it because we ridcule the crap out of him, but it could be....
When i was 28 I dated an 18 year old. Drove me absolutley crazy. The sex was good and she was willing to learn but the conversation was worthless. It lasted for about 3 months and I couldnt take it anymore.
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:31 AM
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My friend is tapping an 18 year old now and he is 27, and he said it is best piece of butt he has ever had....hard for me to believe and I think he is trying to justify it because we ridcule the crap out of him, but it could be....
I dated older guys when I was younger too... my bf of a year and a half was 28 and I was 19. The one before that was 26 and I was 17 (almost 18.) My bf now has almost 13 years on me (I'm about to turn 26.) If you're an older guy, I would highly recommend dating a younger woman... IF you can handle it.
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:37 AM
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Younger women is the way to go. I think men should trade in women as soon as they hit 30 for a younger model, just like a car.
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:41 AM
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Younger women is the way to go. I think men should trade in women as soon as they hit 30 for a younger model, just like a car.


Such a load of shiat... LOL The real problem is that most women nag and b itch at their husbands so much about stupid stuff. I'm too independent for that kind of garbage, but most women will call and call and call... how annoying.
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:47 AM
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Younger women is the way to go. I think men should trade in women as soon as they hit 30 for a younger model, just like a car.
Now, see, we women think exactly the same thing but in reverse. Men peak sexually at what, 18? And women in their mid-30's? Women over 30 need a young guy who still stands at full mast to keep up with us.
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:42 AM
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My friend is tapping an 18 year old now and he is 27, and he said it is best piece of butt he has ever had....hard for me to believe and I think he is trying to justify it because we ridcule the crap out of him, but it could be....
nice race site-post the pics of the 18 year old or something
this could turn into a porn site

or maybe we all can meet at the oil change joint and tap em all
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:43 AM
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nice race site-post the pics of the 18 year old or something
this could turn into a porn site

or maybe we all can meet at the oil change joint and tap em all
You'd have to be something pretty hot to get a 17 year old's attention... most of them aren't interested in the beer belly old farts...
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:46 AM
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I have had them young and old....its all pretty good stuff...some is just better than others.


"I haven't had every girl I ever wanted, BUT I have had every girl that ever wanted me."
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:47 AM
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I have had them young and old....its all pretty good stuff...some is just better than others.


"I haven't had every girl I ever wanted, BUT I have had every girl that ever wanted me."
Yeah, old hot chicks are better than young ugly chicks.
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:53 AM
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The last younger chick I dated was 20, I was 31, she called me soooooo much I had to unplug the damn phone from the wall! Changed my cell number. The bad thing about younger girls, is they never had an older guy put it on em' before and they tend to get sprung real easy. I'd say 23-24 is where it's at if you are an early 30's guy. Atleast they have a little more experience on them. Girl I'm with now is 32, just a little younger than me, she is awesome. Mature, good job, and can do the damn thing, if you know what I mean
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