Celeb Matches

[Downthestretch55]

Looks like this won't be a movie anytime soon, but if it becomes one, perhaps it will be titled "Driving Me Crazy"...as if wasn't enough already.
Yoko and her driver, Koral Karson, appear to have split under some, uhh, umm,
how should I say this?...unsavory circumstances.
Looks like Koral will be having some time to think...in his cell.
http://www.playfuls.com/news_0000186...h_Threats.html

So now that Yoko is driverless, does it seem likely that either Jeff Gordon, or Matt Kennseth will step up to the task of touring Manhatten at the wheel during the off season from NASCAR? Speaking of NASCAR...did anyone notice that Angelina in her pic in the above post looks to have almost as many sponsors on her flanks as Jeff's #24?
And since John McCain plays so well with the NASCAR dads, doesn't it seem likely that he will become Ms Ono's newest suitor? Jeff could drive while Johnny McC and become better acquainted in the back seat (wink, wink).
You heard it here first...Yoko Ono and John McCain, back seat bonding as they weave past taxis and buses on NY cities streets, Jeff at the wheel.

pass the pit crew, just BURN RUBBER! Donuts on the infield..or Cental Park.
Yippie!!!