ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[Rileyoriley]

A message from Our Dear Leader:

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Horsey Fans....if you did not have California Aluminum to place,Materiality to win and Mortimer Dex----phooey.I meant : and International Star to win,well then you might be stupid.Because if you do not subscribe to the world's leading edge giver(CLYDEFORM!!),you are getting hosed.

Know who else is getting hosed?California Aluminum.Again, the brains behind that outfit is not allowed to use them.The two "owners" ( and in this case, they are owners in every sense of the word) are the ones making these boneheaded decisions.I'll be amazed if they don't enter him into harness racing's triple crown.Didn't The Walrus declare CA's Belmont opponents as cowards and cheaters? What does he think he himself is? A hint is ,below cowards and cheaters.


By the by;am surprised Lease A Mower Otis hasn't bought into CA to this time.

Maybe he's busy in a International Blade Sharpening Shops Manager search.

He should hire Dummy Jones.


Anyhoo.....the latest CLYDEFORM!! Kentucky Fried Five:




1....FarFromOver
2....International Star
3....Conquest Typhoon
4....ProspectPark
5....MadeFromLucky
6....Frammento



The latest CLYDEFORM!! Kentucky Tokes Five:



1....Light The City
2....Forever Unbridled
3....ByThe Moon
4....EskenForMoney
5....DianneStillWorks



In other racing news,DaffyDanny is said to be filing for divorce against her chubby hubby forefinger----Tony.Rumored to be doing the same to her unemployed actor disaster husband is Genuine Crazy Lady.

Time to strike The Thinker pose and sound,"Hmmmm...."



Close eyes,be hypnotized:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDLVYEUb8vU



Ever get dem nuclear reactor blues? Boy I do.Yoy....unfun.BUT....my driving hero force overcame this assault upon my fine body and I was able to save the virginity of a fair maiden.This is like a big deal,right? Shore it is.I've also found peanut buttah cookies made by Girl Scouts to be a good aphrodisiac.

WHOA!

No,no,no,no,no----I meant a good antidote;to the nuclear reactor blues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDIQ7Otf1mw



Ever see Dream House? That was a good ghost movie,but more "who dun it" and love story than ghost story.It sucked me in.Much like e-baboons doesn't.There's a major revolt brewing over there.Someone is not making pay offs.I'm not saying it's Grindrock;just thayin'.


It's about 3 PM eastern right now. Do you know where your money is????


Book review time!!

Snarf! No it's not! Haven't read them yet , but only I would check out "Plato At The Googleplex" and "Trespassing On Einstein's Lawn"....and then read them both concurrently.Not the greatest idea I ever had.But they do look like fun and I will have my fine reviews out for you on both in about 22 years.

Was I right about our Prez;or what? You know, the American Pharaoh.If he doesn't walk and look and act like an Egyptian,then who does?The fact that the Twins of Deceit(GCL and DD) like him is enough for me to not.It's not the meat,it's the motion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nuhja7y4TM


Save a cherry;eat a cherry.I think that's the way it should be.No? It all started with a simple strawberry. Do you enjoy tantalizing fruit? Especially when it's forbidden? Boy I do.The Kentucky Derby is but weeks away.It's that day after the first Friday in May.....remember?If we are honest, none of us have the vaguest idea as to the winner.

But CLYDEFORM!! know.

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Get your lifetime subscription----now.Ringy Dingy SightyPooKins and click it in there!



I keep trying to donate my body to medical science,but they keep insisting it be dead.Maybe that's why medical science is the guessing game that it is.I mean, you know....if they were trying to bring dead bodies back to life then I could see why they would want dead bodies to study.But since they are trying to mend live bodies-----would one not want to study----live bodies? Try to do mankind a favor.God.


Let us close with an old fave:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Rn3kTuW0Q



Oh! Deb-O-Deb....lllloved your Unicorns, Anteaters, and Elephants.Almost, not quite,as good as zebras,amoebas and archipelagos.

[Sightseek]

I am VERY excited to announce that all new CLYDEFORM!! subscribers will receive an autographed copy of Dining With The Belmonts...Such Wonderful People.

This is truly an offer of a lifetime!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I am VERY excited to announce that all new CLYDEFORM!! subscribers will receive an autographed copy of Dining With The Belmonts...Such Wonderful People.

This is truly an offer of a lifetime!

They took me through the drivethru at Dunkin Donuts once but they did pay. Such Wonderful People!

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

They took me through the drivethru at Dunkin Donuts once but they did pay. Such Wonderful People!

Then you get the I Dined With The Belmonts t-shirt sponsored by CLYDEFORM!!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Then you get the I Dined With The Belmonts t-shirt sponsored by CLYDEFORM!!

I will wear it with pride.

[Rileyoriley]

Anyhoo.....the latest CLYDEFORM!! Kentucky Fried Five:




1....FarFromOver
2....International Star
3....Conquest Typhoon
4....ProspectPark
5....MadeFromLucky
6....Frammento


I agree with your top 2 plus Prospect Park. Will add Bolo and Keen Ice.



How did 6 horses get in your top 5?????

[Arletta]

From Morty


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Ladies and Gentlemen and members of NerdyTrail:CLYDEFORM!! is mighty goddamitty proud to provide UNMATCHED A#1 fine analysis of the TH running of the RADIOACTIVE WOODY MEMORIAL:










But first,I am issuing a HAZARDOUS POST WARNING!!

DO NOT read this Genuinely Daffy Danny post in the Padlock....


"the pearl clutching being exhibited about this decision is ridiculous.
how many of the people up in arms over CC going to england were critics of zenyatta not shipping?
how many saying he shouldn't run on turf were the same people saying wise dan needs to run on dirt?
how often do people complain that the best duck the best? now we have a horse about to potentially square off against some of the best turfers in the world-and that's wrong?
please, people, be consistent. make up your minds."



I never thought I would hope she goes back to:"I agree with everything you said."


In fact, do not read that Chrome to England thread....period.The only good posts in there are Arletta straightening out the troubled I Taste Funny; and Sighty's "thud."





And now!



Ladies and Gentlemen and members of NerdyTrail;CLYDEFORM!! is mighty goddamitty proud to provide UNMATCHED A#1 fine analysis of the th running of the RADIOACTIVE WOODY MEMORIAL:





1....TIZ LEA


What is going on here!?

Tiz NOT!




Crinkle....


trash can






2....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c




HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!




Crinkle....


trash can






3....LIGHT BIRD


Still paranoid.



Crinkle....


trash can






4....FROSTED TIP


KEEPAH!






5....EL KABOOM


Sickening.



Crinkle....


trash can






6....DUSTDEVIL



KEEPAH!






7....TENCENTAH


A bargain ride!


Why not?



KEEPAH!






1....DUSTDEVIL
2....FROSTED TIP
3....TENCENTAH