The ClydeVivor Christmas Contest

[Arletta]

A jingle from ~ Clyde


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Today is the race pick day for Mr. Otto Bodyman.

Otto will be selecting at the MMMMMMMAH-VLUS!! Mahoning Circle of Fun for Saturday.



Race 8....Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- #10,Sing The Blues

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #7,Alley Sprout

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- #5,Love Bunny

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#9,Giggle Fit

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#11,Blond Warrior



In that Elvis thread down in Schizoteric,first song.....the Letterman Show. Is that Randy Sterling playing the flute?

If baffert does run those 4 horses at SharedBelief, it will be :One for the gate, one for the first turn,one for the second turn, one for the win and SharedBelief ;the only without sin.

Whack 'im and run 'im wide twice;now baffert's done it to him thrice.



And Andy Beyer and his minions will see no evil.



Friends,it's time to take the blinkers off. Is there a way? Can we keep it real here? Or must we call in....The Real Don Steele?

The rank sniff still lingers from the BCC.

baffert phones Stewards and then forgets what he was going to say!!?



How much more of baffert are we going to take?You know,The Doctor;specializing in thyroid treatment.Even when the thyroid needs no treatment.Him and his sidekick,Nurse Ratchet....have got to go.I think even Satan is sick of seeing his sorry dupa.



if i said to you,
crinkle your nose and make me high....
would you dapple your skin and drink merhigh
would you lotus your legs and bare your chest
or simply tell me to picture this
you know what's wrong with trying to do a poim after battling phone co's. and computer co's. for 3 weeks to a positive resolution, only to have your furnace go out at 12:30 AM and it's 28 STINKING degrees outside!!??
THAT'S what's wrong.




I need StickyMusic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkuGtF4T9vI



I think now you need sticky Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myip...ALtGavW0jfyeVK





I was born on a side road far from here
While the town was burning out my dark window
I was crowned with a cage of cold barbed wire
And my bottle I keep with me even till now

Curse my pain, curse the sunrise every dawn
Those sidewalks ran me ragged, those cracks my only guide
Long for midnight, long for darkness sweet release
Beg the alleys for your endless time to cease

Screaming blackbird on my shoulders
Mark my nearness to his youth
Left my senses reeling as he cried, "I understand you"
(Sweet release, sweet release)

Try the handle, try the doorway, try the path
Try to enter, to enter and to find some solace there, there
In this clearing, you'll find nothing but a song
Give it breath, give it sunshine and with you it will belong, belong

It will whisper, it will stir a gentle breeze, its hands are your hands
They will take you where you please, if you please
Will you choose to be gentle? It's just your life whatever you feel
Are we blind for a reason or is it just to make it real, real?
(Sweet release, sweet release)

Show me do, give me seashells for my ears
Tell your neighbors and forgive them for their fears
(Sweet release, sweet release, sweet release)




Say....what about you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCHb6PSPS0







And this one is for all my psychopath friends:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWUWPx2VeQ




I have zebra poop in my Christmas stocking.

Fucl<age.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

A jingle from ~ Clyde


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Today is the race pick day for Mr. Otto Bodyman.

Otto will be selecting at the MMMMMMMAH-VLUS!! Mahoning Circle of Fun for Saturday.



Race 8....Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- #10,Sing The Blues-3rd

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #7,Alley Sprout

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- #5,Love Bunny

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#9,Giggle Fit

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#11,Blond Warrior



In that Elvis thread down in Schizoteric,first song.....the Letterman Show. Is that Randy Sterling playing the flute?

If baffert does run those 4 horses at SharedBelief, it will be :One for the gate, one for the first turn,one for the second turn, one for the win and SharedBelief ;the only without sin.

Whack 'im and run 'im wide twice;now baffert's done it to him thrice.



And Andy Beyer and his minions will see no evil.



Friends,it's time to take the blinkers off. Is there a way? Can we keep it real here? Or must we call in....The Real Don Steele?

The rank sniff still lingers from the BCC.

baffert phones Stewards and then forgets what he was going to say!!?



How much more of baffert are we going to take?You know,The Doctor;specializing in thyroid treatment.Even when the thyroid needs no treatment.Him and his sidekick,Nurse Ratchet....have got to go.I think even Satan is sick of seeing his sorry dupa.



if i said to you,
crinkle your nose and make me high....
would you dapple your skin and drink merhigh
would you lotus your legs and bare your chest
or simply tell me to picture this
you know what's wrong with trying to do a poim after battling phone co's. and computer co's. for 3 weeks to a positive resolution, only to have your furnace go out at 12:30 AM and it's 28 STINKING degrees outside!!??
THAT'S what's wrong.




I need StickyMusic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkuGtF4T9vI



I think now you need sticky Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myip...ALtGavW0jfyeVK





I was born on a side road far from here
While the town was burning out my dark window
I was crowned with a cage of cold barbed wire
And my bottle I keep with me even till now

Curse my pain, curse the sunrise every dawn
Those sidewalks ran me ragged, those cracks my only guide
Long for midnight, long for darkness sweet release
Beg the alleys for your endless time to cease

Screaming blackbird on my shoulders
Mark my nearness to his youth
Left my senses reeling as he cried, "I understand you"
(Sweet release, sweet release)

Try the handle, try the doorway, try the path
Try to enter, to enter and to find some solace there, there
In this clearing, you'll find nothing but a song
Give it breath, give it sunshine and with you it will belong, belong

It will whisper, it will stir a gentle breeze, its hands are your hands
They will take you where you please, if you please
Will you choose to be gentle? It's just your life whatever you feel
Are we blind for a reason or is it just to make it real, real?
(Sweet release, sweet release)

Show me do, give me seashells for my ears
Tell your neighbors and forgive them for their fears
(Sweet release, sweet release, sweet release)




Say....what about you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCHb6PSPS0







And this one is for all my psychopath friends:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWUWPx2VeQ




I have zebra poop in my Christmas stocking.

Fucl<age.

Total-$8.60