I don't mean to make fun of the situation,but I think yesterday calls out for a reality movie to be made about horsebettors.I picture the guy playing Oracle.He is still fuming 18 hours later (at Victor.)He is sitting in a chair and has to answer the damn phone(because whoever it is won't leave him alone...they won't just leave a message....they keep hanging up and calling him.)He must pick the phone up because he has told family members to use this technique "if they really need to talk to him." He picks the phone up to find out it is somebody he indeed loves,but not somebody he wants to listen to.He is working hard to control his temper,and doesn't want to be rude to this close famly member,but getting them gone would cure cancer.They keep rambling about how somebody he could care less about is getting married.Oracle keeps struggling to act like he cares. Then pan to the T.V. that is suddenly showing Victor speaking in his baby talk style.Victor is struggling for a word to describe something.The interviewer injects one,and then Victor chuckles while agreeing with the interviewer.Oracle is now red and sweating.Victor continues on with the interview.At this point a loop of specific lyrics from an Oasis song is added in"I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO ABOUT YOU NOW"..............."I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO ABOUT YOU NOW".....Suddenly,Oracle loses it,and screams into the phone "ALL RIGHT ALREADY...ALL RIGHT," and he chucks the phone at the T.V....The phone explodes into many pieces,but the T.V. is still showing Victor chuckle(because the phone didn't hit the glass...it hit the frame surrounding the glass.)...........Next scene
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12-01-2006, 12:12 PM
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