Best F*ck My Life post ever - Derby Trail Forums

10-18-2013, 09:35 PM

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Best F*ck My Life post ever

In researching solutions to our new shelter dog's excessive gassiness, my husband came across this gem on FML:

Quote:

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

http://www.fmylife.com/animals/8202300

I'm still laughing.

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