Hemorrhoid Help?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

So I took my moose of a 2.5 year old on a hike with one of those backpack things above my head that attaches on the back and the waist. Felt like Wise Dan with the weight and obviously ended up with the intestines poking on through. This was last Sunday. Easily the worst case I've ever had...My question for those who have had them, what helped the most. I'm doing Prep H and to me it does very little. Thanks...and I've already been avoiding things like coffee that might make me go more often.

You should ask Freddy. He's such an ass he'd probably have advice.

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Remember;no one knows you're a doorknob,unless you tell them.

Hi DoD (not the Dept. of Defense)... mind if I say something to Mortimer?

Morty first off that's a swell line and yes I did actually use the word swell. (That word always reminds me of the David Bowie song, Drive In Saturday).

Second... what's all this I hear about you being finished with the contest?

You mean you're not gonna just play it a second time?

Think about it or I shall be forced to use that word (no not that one you doorknob... riiiiiiight, thaaaat one) repeatedly till your head sweels and explodes and all the little Hersheys kisses come flying out of it and...

Oh be quiet and go stand in the corner.

Hope you feel bettah, Randall.