Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[GenuineRisk]

One for the nerds:

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are in a car, Heisenberg in the driver's seat, when they are pulled over by a traffic cop. The officer asks, "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The officer says "you were going 90 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws up his hands and cries, "Great! Now I'm lost!" The officer orders the men outside of the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and says to them, "Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?" Schrodinger throws up his hands and says, "Well, NOW we do!"