Lava Man makes front page of USA Today

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Hey, if wanting a crossword puzzle to take me more than five minutes makes me an elitist, then I guess this Harlem renter is an elitist. Wow-- I didn't know it was so easy to get to be an elitist! Never mind I got priced out of my old apartment after 12 years because I'm not rich! Never mind I haven't owned a car since I was 18 because I can't afford one! Never mind I worked three jobs in college so I could afford to stay in! I'm an elitist because I like hard crossword puzzles! This is awesome! Sweeeeet. Thanks Rev!

And I'm still happy USA Today put Lava Man on the cover. Bernarwho?

i didn't know it was so easy to be an elitist either--but...hmmm.... there's a conundrum for you!