Lava Man makes front page of USA Today

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by Revolution

Thanks for answering my question as to whether or not you are an elitist from New York.

The editorial page in the USA Today is actually fair and balanced, unlike Fox News or the New York Times.

In fact, James Carville said if you really want to understand mainstream america you should read the USA Today. News, Sports, Entertainment, and a good Business section.

Hey, if wanting a crossword puzzle to take me more than five minutes makes me an elitist, then I guess this Harlem renter is an elitist. Wow-- I didn't know it was so easy to get to be an elitist! Never mind I got priced out of my old apartment after 12 years because I'm not rich! Never mind I haven't owned a car since I was 18 because I can't afford one! Never mind I worked three jobs in college so I could afford to stay in! I'm an elitist because I like hard crossword puzzles! This is awesome! Sweeeeet. Thanks Rev!

And I'm still happy USA Today put Lava Man on the cover. Bernarwho?