The Alan Speegish Made Members Contest

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

Dammity, I thought no smoke signals were allowed. I'm confused.

For the confused, this is the list of advanced handicapping tools which may or may not be used:

May Be Used:

Dartboards-only when one is NOT in a hostile mood
Fortune Cookies-only if they have the lucky #'s 4 or 7
Insider Information
Horoscopes-only on even numbered days
Zodiac Ciphers
Favorite Handicapper
Non Horsey Person of your mental age
Smoke Signals

May NOT Be Used:
Wedgies
Crystal Balls
Magic 8 Balls
Ouija Boards
Thinking Caps
The Dutch
God
Thinking
And The Biggest No Of All-MY LITTLE PONY



I hope this clears up any confusion.