Sarah Palin explains Paul Revere

She's the hot chick in school most guys wanted to bang. Most guys would let her talk for hours just for the chance to get in those drawers.

Smart homely chicks know this and hate her for it.


You're more likely to walk into a room where a unicorn is blowing a leprechaun than you are to find a woman in politics who doesn't look like a retired circus clown in a psych ward.