Just One More Victory

An Auburn and Bama fan were sitting at their breakfast table reading the Sunday paper.

The Bama fan, while drinking his coffee sees a coupon that reads "$99 cruise".

So he cut it out and rushed down to the travel agency and handed it to the clerk behind the counter.





"I want this cruise right here."

So the clerk reaches behind him and grabs a bat and hits the Bama fan over the head, wraps him in tarp all of the way up to his neck so his head is still showing and throws him in the river out back.







The Auburn fan while reading his Sunday paper saw the same ad, cuts it out and runs down to the travel agency and shows the guy the coupon for the 99 dollar cruise and says "I want this cruise."

So the clerk reaches back, gets a bat and knocks him out cold. Wraps him tarp up to his neck and throws him in the river out back.





About an hour later the Bama and Auburn fan come to and are floating side by side.

The Bama fan looks at the Auburn fan and asks "Do you think they serve meals on this cruise."



































The Auburn fan says "They didn't last year."