Just One More Victory

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by clyde

I half konked out for about 2 hours.


I was going to run,but it was friggin' freezing!

CleverLand is cold. I've heard that. Was thinking about taking a job in a place called Oberlin.... it's up thaya somewheres.... You probably know it.











Anywho The guy was all "Rudy you would be a perfect fit!!! Yea!!! We need you!!"



























So I immediately says, "Cool yer jets Sonny!, I got sh1t ta figger out first!!!"

























So's I go on the intarweb for details about this joint - you know city data and whatnot...


I laughed. A lot.




























Called the guy back and asked him if he had any idea how cold the intarweb is telling people it is thaya in tha winter!!???










I Says, "You need to call city-data.com and tell them to get their sh1t together, cause from the looks of things the only ones in Oberlin are you, Santa and a bunch of midgets!! And further more, though you're pic on the company webscreen does look eerily like Mrs. Claus, I'm quite convinced he doesn't swing that way.....I don't know what kinda sh1t you're pulling here fella, but I'm not one to take these kind of sick webbyjokes lightly!! "









































He told me (in a rather scolding, condescending tone and manner) that "midgets" is an inappropriate slang word for little people, and if I was making a joke about how Oberlin is as cold as the North Pole, well then, technically elves aren't even midg.... little people.



























I reminded him to focus his attention on the prevailing matter at hand.




That firstly the intarweb is wrong about the winter temps in his fair city.






















He said, nope the intarweb is accurate.





































I told him that he should go fuc1< himself with an icepick and hire a godamned eskimo if that were really the case.
























I believed he was testin' my mettle. Mettle testin' is an old trick they use ta use in weedin' out the weak ones.






That's no longer the case - but ahm digressin'

































Nevah heard from that sick bastard again. True Story.