Tom Brady has been cuckolded by some dorky looking mofo

[The Indomitable DrugS]

http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/01/gisele...an-masquerade/


I give the guy massive style points for the rolled up bandana ... I wore one of those to school most days for about two years.. except it was always a yellow or green colored one... not brown.

I'd also wear a black Nike headband around my throat in gym class - just to try and cement the coveted status as the biggest tool around .. and believe me, I had a lot of competition capable of tooling it up at a high level.

The headband around the throat was Jim Mcmahon inspired.




Anyway, Brady needs to tell this bitch she's starting to become a distraction. My advice for him would be to cut his hair ASAP - and next home game, after a win, go into the stands and make out with one of those 16 year old girls that make stupid ass colorful sparkly 'I <3 Tom Brady' signs and bring them to every home game for the camera to inevitably show.