I never heard a track announcer cry before....

[Kasept]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Sorry man... they're Tennessee breds. And just for subjecting me to that link .... I give you a song of my own.


I logged off at DRF with a dream and a Beulah card in hand,
Welcome to the land of shame, excess, who am I gonna sh!t on?,
Clicked on the tab, here I am for the millionth time,
Look to my left, and I see Byk's bio and a derbytrail.com sign.

This is all so crazy, everybody seems so gameless,
My tummy's turnin and I feel kind of lovesick,
Haven't posted in a few weeks and I'm nervous,
I see The Fat Man outdoes me in my moratorio.

And The Indomitable DrugS was on
And The Indomitable DrugS was on
And The Indomitable DrugS was on

So I mash my keys down, brush aside my bong,
The butterflies fly away
I'm noddin' my head like "Yeah!",
Movin my ass oh yeah.

Got my paws typin' away, I'm forgettin' my bong,
And now I'm gonna be okay,
Yeah! it's a party in the DT yay!
Yeah! It's a party in the DT yay!

Post a pic of myself in the Pad,
Everybody's lookin at me now,
Like "who's that dude with the Chia beard"?
He can't be mentally sound.

Addict, so hard cuz my porn is free,
VOL JACK - hook me up with a Nashville hottie,
'Cause all I see are Erie ho's
Who don't wanna blow,
It ain't gonna suck itself ya know.

My tummy's turnin' and I'm feeling kinda ho-sick,
Too much pressure & my sack needs drained quick,
That's when the CJ dropped by & I played my favorite tune.

And the 'Pull a Randy Moss' Youtube was on
And the 'Pull a Randy Moss' Youtube was on
And the 'Pull a Randy Moss' Youtube was on

So I pull my pants down, I'm playin my song,
The baby batter flies every which way,
I'm noddin' my head like "Yeah!"
Drained my hog oh yeah.

Got my hands wiped off, I'm forgettin' my bong
And now I'm gonna be okay.
Yeah! it's a party in the DT yay!
Yeah! It's a party in the DT yay!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

O.. M.. G..





The holiday season just always seems to bring out the 'best' in DougS...