Meet DrugS personal staff

[The Indomitable DrugS]

DrugS personal staff:

1. $172,200 - Starkey, Billy J. III (Chief Of Staff)
2. $140,000 - Frye, Joe C. (Head Statistican)
3. $113,000 - Timmons, David G. (Deputy Pace Figure Maker)
4. $102,000 - Johnson, Camille Y. (Head Sec)
5. $100,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Head Giving Sec)
6. $90,000 - Medina , David S. (Deputy of Trip Handicapping - North Eastern region)
7. $84,000 - Lel yveld, Joe M. (Deputy of Trip Handicapping - South Eastern region)
8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frank M. (Director of Trip Handicapping - Midwest Region)
9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Director of Trip Handicapping - Western Region)
10. $65,000 - Burnough, Eric J. (Deputy Director of Porn Downloading)
11. $64,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Chief of Scouting)
12. $62,000 - Sipe, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Sensitivity)
13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Special Director of Database Updating)
14. $57,500 - Lewis, Dana M. (Deputy Director of You Tube monitoring)
15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Chief Stalker of Randy Moss)
16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Spec Asst for Scheduling and Traveling)
17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Deputy Interpreter of Scuds Posts)
18. $43,000 - Tubman, Samanth a (Special Director of Trader Pete's Boom Boom Room)
19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff)
20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Chief Sock Scout)
21. $35,000 - Bookey, Nick (Staff Assistant)
22. $34,000 - Jackson, Donald A. (Chief Fast Food Bitch)

(total = $1,590,200 in annual salaries)