Drunk Padilla to the Dodgers?

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http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4409494

I figured Kuroda would be pretty f'd up for a while. Padilla has always been a decent pitcher, but the drunk really loves to throw at guys. We need somebody to start getting guys like Pujols/Holliday/Werth etc. from standing up their so comfortable all the time. You can't have guys up there looking like they have an axe (and the strike zone is their tree.) This club hasn't thrown inside enough in a long time.