At the moment of climax.....

[1st_Saturday_in_May]

Originally Posted by GPK

Wayne....true story...I kid you not.
Arlington Million day was on Aug. 12th, which was also the closing day for Colonial Downs. My girlfriend saw it fit that she take me up there so we could see some live racing. Well...of course English Channel was racing and about 5mtp for the Million, she looks and me and asks if I am gonna be acting crazy...snapping my fingers...yelling and the TV....smacking my leg...

I answered "of course"

She then stood up....turned around...bent over a touch and says "Smack my ass instead of your leg so at least I can enjoy this race too!!!!"

I sh*t you not....I almost started crying from laughing so hard.

You lucky SOB . I cant even find a chick in this town that likes horse racing, let alone one that will let me smack her ass over it...