How to Spank a Horse's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller

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8/20/08 Results, How To Spank a Horse's Rear, Saratoga Race 9.

Icabad Crane runs a pitiful ugly dead last against the New York Breds as Tin Cup Chalice takes the Mr. New York title. Icabad gets a an F in home schooling, and the newly crowned flunkie will wear a dunce hat and sit in the corner until he is auctioned off as a three legged cart mule.

How To Spank a Horse's Rear Statistics:
Todays wager: $44 bet, return $0.
Toatl called wagers to date: $291.00 bet, return $154.00
WPS record: 8 start, 1-1-0. Mythical $2 Win on each = $16 Bet, $5.60 return.
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