The Deb-O-Deb Thread

[Mortimer]

Did you know she is a nurse at an animal hospital?



She is.


I have feigned many different types of wounds,but have failed to do so.

They will not allow me in for treatment.

I'd love to be treated.



Believe me...they can detect any pseudo broken bone you can imagine.

I even pretended I was run over by a road hog and called K-9-1-1 from a phone booth.


They didn't buy it.