NBA At the Half

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Just one more simply question for dear morty. Are you actually really a person??? Because predators really don't mess up natrual selection as badly as your parents did...assuming they are predators as you claim to be so I assume they must also be.

When I have more time I will come back and take care of you on your prior nose blowing by sticking you into the Vaporization Chamber and dialing up ROAST-A-PIGLET.




I'll answer this one...this way.





Would you like to hear the roll call of beautiful women here who love me to death and would jump at the chance to rule en ze hay with me...only to ask "how high?"


Take a look:




Genuine Crazy Lady.




OK..so that's a bad start.....



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Suffy-poo




Oh boy...there I go again



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THEBBY


RILEY-O-DEBBIE


SIGHTY-POO


CAJUNFOLATAH


UNCLY TRUST


DANNIE THE DWARF NYMPH
















Oh God...there has to be more.












EAUXH!!










BROWN SUGAR


REPELLENT.....I mean GALLANT


AUNTY COOBY




OK...so she hates me now,too.




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NABBY DABBY





THE CAR.......................uh...no.






WHIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!






and ET MOWER BLADE














Happy to make a fool of you anytime you wish....Mr. Potato Head.