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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Wow...Mrs 31length Mantid...
Now, honey bees are a whole different story. The drones (males) get to follow the virgin queen on her one and only flight outside the hive. She flies as high as she can. Only the stongest drone gets to mate in the "love ballet" in the clouds. Then all the drones return to the hive to live the good life all summer long....drinking nectar, eating honey, and watching baseball games on their tiny televisions. Then when the first frost comes, the workers (females) kick their lazy asses out of the hive. They put guards at the hive entrance to sting the drones that try to get back inside to watch the fall football games. If they don't get stung, they freeze their little bunzollas off.
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Heelarious, DTS. Like I said, BEST THREAD EVER.
07-28-2006, 08:04 PM
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