Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I've already written two different songs about you Mortimer....














Albeit neither have surfaced on Nerdy Trail....















I'm hurt that you type up odes about the greatness that is "Sighty-poo" and "Thebby" and do not reciprocate for me.














I know you don't roll the way of the Dispencer -- but damn it! -- I am the prettiest of the pretty boys!














I want some chicken! I want some cake! I want some Ice Cream! I want some PIZZA! --- where is the love a-hole!?













Is it not mutual?