Well Now

[Mortimer]

Thebby;



I caught Andrew and gave him a severe lashing for pulling a stunt like that without my knowledge. I certainly would have allowed him to be me if he'd only have asked.

Please ignore his childish actions.



But,Thebby-poo, I come with not all good news.





I must leave this place as I have found it to be very disconcerting to say the least.It's a strange brew...leave it at that.




I shall miss you in a woeful way and can ony hope you will receive an approved invitation for youknowwhere.....I think you do.





Thank you so very much for your comely way and entirely too kind attitude.



If you would like to marry me......


..why that would be swell.






All the best,
Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy