How to tell if your dog is involved in sex scandal

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I Just
> > Realized
> > Something:
> > My dog
> > sleeps
> > about 20 hours a day.
> > He has
> > his food
> > prepared for him.
> > His
> > meals are
> > provided at no cost to him.
> > He
> > visits the
> > Doctor once a year for his checkup and again during
> > the year, if any
> > medical needs arise.
> > For
> > this he pays
> > nothing, Nothing is required of him.
> > He
> > lives in a
> > nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger
> > than he needs, but he
> > is not required to do any upkeep.
> > If he
> > makes a
> > mess, someone else cleans it up.
> > He has
> > his
> > choice of luxurious places to sleep.
> > He
> > receives
> > these accommodations absolutely
> > free.
> > He is
> > living
> > like a king and has absolutely no expenses
> > whatsoever.
> > All of
> > his costs
> > are picked up by others who earn a
> > living.
> > I was
> > just
> > thinking about all this, and
> > suddenly it
> > hit me like a ton of bricks ~
> > MY dog
> > is a CONGRESSMAN!!!