Saratoga

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

The skinny kid always wins.


Beware the ice cream headache and godspeed Douglas!!

(please videotape the contest)

I'm sure pictures will be taken.

The other thing she loves is stuff I say when I'm at the track.

Her favorite thing was something my father said though. The same week he got cleared of cancer ... he was back betting and in the middle of a big losing streak mostly between baseball, dice, and horses.

At the track, he stretches out his arms like he's being crucified and yells "TAKE ME OFF THIS CROSS!!!, TAKE ME OFF OF THIS CROSS, JESUS!"