So anyways

[Mortimer]

Me,too....just cathecism.


This is so true:



I told a priest that I ate meat on Friday.


He almost herniated right there in the booth..."WHAT!?...there's a store on every corner...no excuse."




I wanted to tell him..."HEY!....I'm like 7 friggin years old...I ain't got no money...it's my Mom's fault so go yell at her...FOOL!"



But I didn't.