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Old 10-09-2010, 10:38 PM
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Now I'm a losah.




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Old 10-09-2010, 10:46 PM
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Debbie...from one losah to anothah.....



Start over.






It seemed funny at the time.

Really did.

Only meant it in jest,but maybe it was in bad taste.











Start over.







Debbie, I didn't mean it.Haven't you ever stuck your foot in your mouth?











I can't believe I'm doing this bad.










Debbie.....I know I should not have expected you to swallow that one.






















I'm crying!!!!












Debbie..I'm sorry and expunged it.
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Old 10-09-2010, 10:53 PM
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After the P's I need to take one
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Old 10-09-2010, 10:54 PM
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eauxh that was a good one!!
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:00 PM
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did you do the S's yet?
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:01 PM
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DON'T YOU JUST LOVE DEBODEB!
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:08 PM
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did you do the S's yet?
Well no.


Ah don't feel sa hot and probably will konk out her in about 5 minutes.




But I promise my fine work returns tomorow...losah that I am.
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:09 PM
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DON'T YOU JUST LOVE DEBODEB!

She hates me now...can't blame her.

This is your fault.
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:16 PM
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Does this have anything to do with Penis size?
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:21 PM
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Yes..you're very funny.


So you have won her.....hope you tear each others eyeballs out.




Now....sick as I am, ah got me a great ah-dee-er.

And you know thier power.

I may type from the hospital tomorrow, but this has to go from noodle to i-net space...now.
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:56 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNqqs4h4M7c



have you heard about the handsome criuser
he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time
have you heard about the handsome cruiser
he's a cruiser,the girls all queue'd up in a line

Oooooooh-hooooooo-hooooooo
Oooooooh-ooooooh-hoooooooo

sit down, look at me...now look at you
now look at me...now look at you
Someday somebahdy's gonna stop me..must hide!
i have to face up, someone will waste clyde

have you heard about the handsome criuser
he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time
have you heard about the handsome cruiser
he's a cruiser,the girls all queue'd up in a line


lucky in cards
least that's what they say
she lost her shirt
then she gambled her lunch money away
she still keeps searching
though there's nothing left
staked her skirt and lost that,too
now she says.,"eauxh!! look how much money ah have lost!

have you heard about the handsome criuser
he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time
have you heard about the handsome cruiser
he's a cruiser,the girl all queue'd up in a line


"It's okay", she smiles and says
though this 52 card rape is giving her a pinch face
she don't show what goes on in her head
nobody home,the noodle is dead









sit down, look at me...now look at you
now look at me...now look at you
Someday somebahdy's gonna stop me..must hide!
i have to face up, someone will waste clyde

have you heard about the handsome criuser
he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time
have you heard about the handsome cruiser
he's a cruiser,the girls all queue'd up in a line














-Alan Speegish-


selection from FLAKES OF SNOW
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and now...i must die
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Old 10-10-2010, 02:53 AM
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....almost there..had to noodle this one out...



4 Debbie..you is what you is



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjCoBTzrN9E








don't go changing, or rearranging
the way you think out loud
don't think bad of me,even though i am
just don't throw me out the door

i would not leave you, in times of trouble
for you the stars aren't too far
i've been with you, and been without you
please stay in one place,and just the way you are

don't think side ways,it's just my ways
even though it comes out square
you always have my, full attention
although it seems i'm not all there

i don't want glitsy,animation
my eyes can't see that near
i just want someone, that I can buzz here
i want you just the way you are

i really do know,you always will be
the way that you are now
and so will i be,i'm always near you
i only wish that i knew how

if i said i love you, you wouldn't believe me
but this i promise is so true
and maybe says it,just like a letter
p.s.--stay just the way you are














i don't want glitsy,animation
my eyes can't see that near
i just want someone, that I can buzz here
i want you just the way you are















-Alan Speegish-



from FLAKES OF SNOW









...and now to the hospital...

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Old 10-10-2010, 03:17 AM
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And before Speegish goes to icu...let us recall his philosophy,after lengthy observation of the world and the way things are:






























''Is it me?"
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:05 AM
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And before Speegish goes to icu...let us recall his philosophy,after lengthy observation of the world and the way things are:






























''Is it me?"






And no skipping around on the character assassination!
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:22 AM
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:50 AM
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Back to 2nd page of J's.

(Hey..don't blame me.)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0


jefff777

a failed James Bond code

jengbloom1

what Arletta named her wart

jenroypa

and what the wart named her in return

jerseybred

their hearty rye blows

JerseyJ

try their hash....so catchy

jerseysteve

Stevie names his articles of clothing...they all end with his name..........oh boy..

jett129

the first Canadian Spaceship

JewelPrincess

what Dahla named her nose

jezebel

the flurtacious Gooey's middle name

JFHorseyman

Andy Panda's travel name

JIMFROMLI

78th take on Fridge's first response to floor

jimmy the T

Stevie has pet names for his own alphabet...always sat alone in school

JimP

this is what you get with these awful J's

jinjin

jinny two times

jitbag

even i won't touch this one

jjbubbs

it's him;right?

jjf1031

a certain peanut buttah in witness protection program..name has been scrambled

jjkchb

gembo!!

JJP

food additive at NoAdvantage

jlubbers

Texas town deep in the Gulf of Mexico

jman5581

thought up mythical character ---artie lange

jmhartt

bobkidney's friend

jminrod

rojimd...more bettah

jmj934


that looks like if snails could fly

jms62

whodoyouworkfor!!

jmurphy1

name of Sighty's......................................what 's the time--anyone?

jntn

complete this cipher

jockey dad


God, they're starting this again

joe

once greased 134 ounces of slop in 12 seconds

joe chavez

pronounced ----kah-vahs.......kah-vahs...say it with me....kah-vahs
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Old 10-10-2010, 09:14 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0



Joe De Geer

the "joe" run continues..now you know why I chose the names i did

JOE MILLER TIME

oh my God

Joegraff57

oooh make it stop!

joegraff60

..........................................1,2,3...

Joerulesthespa

playing Canadian hang man would be bettah

joeydb

nirrem!!......NIRREM!!

john

oh no

john g burke

did you ever think you would actually miss the Joe's?

john vitale

i ....lllllllllove a pah-rrrrrrade!

johnfromdenver

HC.what was Exhauto's average pitch count per game?

JohnGalt1

lollipop,lollipop,oooooh lolli-lolli-lollipop..............

johnhenryshammer

i have my eyes closed---nah-nah!!

johnjaydog95

am singing very looooou-ooooud...i can't heeeeeeaar yoooou

johnny pinwheel

ah,Mr. Pinhead.....let's see your arm...mm-hmm...good...do you know the weather forecast for today ,sir?...ah...thanks so much.....uh,John...missing something?...no?.......like maybe ---your WATCH,perhaps?

johnny rotten

have you met Lupe Fiasco?

johnnyb

r u you Goode?

johnnyz

this should end it

JohnP

fucl<!!

joker

never so happy to see a Hells Angel in all mah life

jp6120

there are still a lot of J's



i just lost my place!!


















eauxh!!..where am I??
















jp96stang

i found it again...phooey

jpb1958

i miss Rock Tard..sumwonkillme

jpops757


you all owe this to that little pinch face,Sighty-poo

jprock

God is she going to pay for this!

jrajf

she did him

JREIN

him,too

jsforce

yet another jockey brief on her wall

jsuperchi

mmm-hmmmmm

jtdogg3224

oh yes

jtooke

yet another...no ,wait...no...don't think so...she takes Thursday twilights off..the first half

jtrottier

gay standardbred

Judge Bellini

remember Judge Wopner?..i hated that pius fucl< face

JudyGold

replaced hi oh silver

juice1134

days until Simpson finds the real hotel room hold up men

julilu

Canadian God of thunder

justindew

what?...no stupid commentys...Mr. Don't?

jwillyv

a female "malady"

jwkniska

guzzoontite









thank you so much,God
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Old 10-10-2010, 09:28 AM
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Debbie...from one losah to anothah.....



Start over.






It seemed funny at the time.

Really did.

Only meant it in jest,but maybe it was in bad taste.











Start over.







Debbie, I didn't mean it.Haven't you ever stuck your foot in your mouth?











I can't believe I'm doing this bad.










Debbie.....I know I should not have expected you to swallow that one.






















I'm crying!!!!












Debbie..I'm sorry and expunged it.
Get a grip man! I didn't leave in a "huff". I had a long distance phone call.
You should know by now I NEVER take you seriously.:{>
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Old 10-10-2010, 10:12 AM
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Is that to say.....................r u tellin' me.....I made a fool of myself with that gooshy song rewrite,for nothing?



Is this what you are tellin'...me?
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