Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

Yer fucl<in'-aye right I'm mad.




Know why?






Because I want to see a mothah fucl<in' real ghost in a real mothah fucl<in' haunted house with NO mothah fucl<in' " may have paranormal mothah fucl<in' ac-mothah fucl<in'-tivity in the mothah fucl<in' house.




THAT'S what I mothah fucl<in' want.

[Mortimer]

And if you don't like my expressive opinion then go fucl< yourself.

[geeker2]

How come they never find a haunting...you would think they could at least find one..just one....

Maybe then they could give up their day jobs cleaning out sh*t pipes.

[Mortimer]

You would think they would show a little pride and at least use a throw down.

[geeker2]

If I were a ghost..I would haunt during the day and sleep at night..

[Mortimer]

Apparently that's the kind ghost hunters seem to always draw.


Lucky them.

[geeker2]

How come they never have to go to the bathroom?

It might make the show more interesting if they followed them into the sh*tter.



Hey...was that a haunting or did you just sh*t your pants..

I don't know...stick that meter up my a$$ and see.......

[Mortimer]

I know you were being funny...but that's not far off from the truth.

[Mortimer]

I'd stick that horrid witch Nancy Grace in the hunt.



We'll see how tough she is when faced with a shadow figure.

[geeker2]

or have the young girl apprentice topless on the show...

If I were a ghost -I would come out for a peek.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I'd stick that horrid witch Nancy Grace in the hunt.



We'll see how tough she is when faced with a shadow figure.

[Mortimer]

I've seen those apprentices.





That may be why they get no FABs.

[Mortimer]

I wouldn't FAB any of them.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Oh..thanks.



I hate her.

[Mortimer]

Please...don't say anything I may think requires an answer. I'm too nice a guy to ignore people.

I do not want to type....so please.....no queries or comments of any kind indicating I am swine if I ignore it.








What do you call a Super Hero and a US Senator?










2 mothah fucl<ahs.

[Mortimer]

Before I do sign off for the day...I would like to make an expressive view.




I am just about through with all pro sports and major college as well. The hype and dollar machines just won't stop. I'm sick of it.

Example:Chris Wells is the main big cheese rb at Ohio State.His nickname is.....Beanie.



BLECH.



But the point is ...he is being rammed down everyones throat as a Heisman candidate so they are holding a contest to nickname his stiff arm.

To create even more awful hype.


I submitted the following choices:



Chris' Army

Spiffy Stiffy

Stop in the Name of Shove

......and so forth



Ask a stupid question...get a stupid answer.


I also suggested they nickname his midget back ups ,Maurice Wells ,stiff arm; Compound Fracture.




My fine work got me thrown off the site.





More mothah fucl<ahs.

[Antitrust32]

I wish the Phillies would not have traded Gavin Floyd to the sox two years ago for BELCH Freddie Fucl<ing Garcia !!

We'd be so sick right now!

[Mortimer]

I think the Wedgie/Shapiro team consulted them on that one......two mothah fucl<ahs.









Leave me alone!

[Antitrust32]

Wedgie/Shapiro can kiss my motha fucl<ing a$$

[Mortimer]

you mothah fucl<ah...you